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Mike O'Sullivan February 27th, 2009 02:38 PM

Ryanair to charge for use of toilets
 
and no, it's not april 1st

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/7914542.stm

James Silverton[_2_] February 27th, 2009 03:13 PM

Ryanair to charge for use of toilets
 
Mike wrote on Fri, 27 Feb 2009 14:42:09 +0000:

and no, it's not april 1st

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/7914542.stm


that's the limit, what a crap airline.


An appropriate adjective! The airline must be desperate: sell your Ryan
stock!
--

James Silverton
Potomac, Maryland

Email, with obvious alterations: not.jim.silverton.at.verizon.not


Lennart Petersen February 27th, 2009 04:48 PM

Ryanair to charge for use of toilets
 


"Mike O'Sullivan" skrev i meddelandet
...
and no, it's not april 1st

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/7914542.stm


Correct, it's not April 1, but it's big free advertising for the airline.
That "news" seem to be broadcasted almost everywhere and Mr. O Leary isn't
paying a cent when his airline is mentioned.
And maybe , next month they'll announce they've changed their month thus
receiving more ad.



Mike O'Sullivan February 27th, 2009 05:02 PM

Ryanair to charge for use of toilets
 
Lennart Petersen wrote:
"Mike O'Sullivan" skrev i meddelandet
...
and no, it's not april 1st

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/7914542.stm


Correct, it's not April 1, but it's big free advertising for the airline.
That "news" seem to be broadcasted almost everywhere and Mr. O Leary isn't
paying a cent when his airline is mentioned.
And maybe , next month they'll announce they've changed their month thus
receiving more ad.


Not feasible anyway. How about those queues that form outside the john?
People will just grab the door when someone comes out, or are they going
to have a toilet hitler monitoring the line?

Mike O'Sullivan February 27th, 2009 07:26 PM

Ryanair to charge for use of toilets
 
Martin wrote:
On Fri, 27 Feb 2009 17:02:22 +0000, Mike O'Sullivan wrote:

Lennart Petersen wrote:
"Mike O'Sullivan" skrev i meddelandet
...
and no, it's not april 1st

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/7914542.stm
Correct, it's not April 1, but it's big free advertising for the airline.
That "news" seem to be broadcasted almost everywhere and Mr. O Leary isn't
paying a cent when his airline is mentioned.
And maybe , next month they'll announce they've changed their month thus
receiving more ad.


Not feasible anyway. How about those queues that form outside the john?
People will just grab the door when someone comes out, or are they going
to have a toilet hitler monitoring the line?


Door? There is no door, the toilet retracts into the wall until a coin is
inserted into the slot.


Oh right! One of those self-cleaning things that are always out-of-order
in France.

EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque) February 27th, 2009 08:11 PM

Ryanair to charge for use of toilets
 


Mike wrote:
Mike O'Sullivan wrote:

and no, it's not april 1st

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/7914542.stm


that's the limit, what a crap airline.


Maybe literally! What happens if a needly passenger only has U.S. or UK
coins? Or Swiss Francs? Will there be flight attendant parked at the
door to supply coins in the correct currency?

Runge13[_2_] February 27th, 2009 08:51 PM

Ryanair to charge for use of toilets
 
Hoho you got her out again

"EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)" a écrit dans le
message de ...


Mike wrote:
Mike O'Sullivan wrote:

and no, it's not april 1st

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/7914542.stm


that's the limit, what a crap airline.


Maybe literally! What happens if a needly passenger only has U.S. or UK
coins? Or Swiss Francs? Will there be flight attendant parked at the
door to supply coins in the correct currency?



Nugget February 27th, 2009 09:51 PM

Ryanair to charge for use of toilets - but its still free to shitin runge's mouth
 
On Feb 27, 9:43*pm, "M@gd@" wrote:
On Fri, 27 Feb 2009 13:11:31 -0700, in rec.travel.europe, "EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)"
arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:

*...
*...*... Mike wrote:

*... Mike O'Sullivan wrote:
*...
*... and no, it's not april 1st
*...
*... http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/7914542.stm
*...
*... that's the limit, what a crap airline.
*...
*... Maybe literally! *What happens if a needly passenger only has U.S. or UK
*... coins? *Or Swiss Francs? *Will there be flight attendant parked at the
*... door to supply coins in the correct currency?

They should charge those cheeky passengers for breathing their air, too.

=====
It sounds much better in French, but then, everything does.


but its still free to **** in runge's mouth

Lennart Petersen February 27th, 2009 10:01 PM

Ryanair to charge for use of toilets
 


"Martin" skrev i meddelandet
...
On Fri, 27 Feb 2009 19:26:02 +0000, Mike O'Sullivan
wrote:

Martin wrote:
On Fri, 27 Feb 2009 17:02:22 +0000, Mike O'Sullivan
wrote:

Lennart Petersen wrote:
"Mike O'Sullivan" skrev i meddelandet
...
and no, it's not april 1st

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/7914542.stm
Correct, it's not April 1, but it's big free advertising for the
airline.
That "news" seem to be broadcasted almost everywhere and Mr. O Leary
isn't
paying a cent when his airline is mentioned.
And maybe , next month they'll announce they've changed their month
thus
receiving more ad.


Not feasible anyway. How about those queues that form outside the john?
People will just grab the door when someone comes out, or are they
going
to have a toilet hitler monitoring the line?

Door? There is no door, the toilet retracts into the wall until a coin
is
inserted into the slot.


Oh right! One of those self-cleaning things that are always out-of-order
in France.

:o)

My wife points out that only Irish Euro coins will work the toilet. Mr O
Leary's
staff will exchange GBP2 for one Irish Euro.
--

Martin

But nevertheless, whatever people are talking about that airline more and
more seem to trust them !
For my last trip with Ryan, Stockholm-Paris (NYO-BVA) i paid 611 SEK
(US$68) but for the return with Air baltic (CDG-ARN) i paid 1704 (US $189)
leaving US$ 121 for other things.



Markku Grönroos February 27th, 2009 10:18 PM

Ryanair to charge for use of toilets
 

"Lennart Petersen" kirjoitti
...

For my last trip with Ryan, Stockholm-Paris (NYO-BVA) i paid 611 SEK
(US$68) but for the return with Air baltic (CDG-ARN) i paid 1704 (US $189)
leaving US$ 121 for other things.

Like for taxi rides to Nyköping (and further to Skavsta) and from Beauvais
to Paris?



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