Greatest conversation ever overheard on a cruise ship
 

We're just back form a W. Med cruise on the Epic. One of the attractions
on the ship is NIckelodeon shows for kids.

Anyway, I'm in an elevator along with a married couple and two young
children. Here's the conversation:

Wife: "You know you have to get slimed."

Husband: "No way."

Wife: "Who do you want to slime Mom or Dad?"

Kids in unison: "DAD!"

The husband left the elevator after the rest of his family.

I said to him, "Good Luck."

He replied, "Thanks."