My Recent Flying Experience, Rude Flight Attendant, Silly Rules
 

I was on a long flight last week. It was about half empty and there
was only
one other person in my asle. Of course we were drinking our boredom
away and
got to talking and it seemed we had a lot in common, liked the same
drinks and
also hated the inflight movie and our spouses.
Anyway one thing led to another and we started making out. One of the
flight
attendants came and started yelling "Stop it, stop it right now" I
didn't
realize I was doing anything wrong and at least one of our hands was
visible.
But when I saw how she was looking at me, I invited her to join us.
She stormed
off. I realized it was rude to be carrying on in full view of
everyone.
So we went to the restroom. Next thing I know this bitch flight
attendant
forces the door open and starts screaming for us to return to our
seats
immedietly or we'll be arrested! This frigid bitch was tripping me out
so I
complied without argument. I looked out the window and see an F-16
ready to
fire!
I have never heard of the pink torpedo as a dangerous weapon and I
have never
heard of it being illegal to make a friend on an airplane. I think its
horrible
how they have been treating us travelers lately and I don't think I
will be
flying again any time soon.

My Recent Flying Experience, Rude Flight Attendant, Silly Rules
 

Millhaven wrote:

I was on a long flight last week. It was about half empty and there
was only
one other person in my asle.

Don't you mean "row"?

My Recent Flying Experience, Rude Flight Attendant, Silly Rules
 

On Fri, 23 Feb 2007 23:25:33 +1100, Bogart wrote:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 23:27:53 -0800, Mike Hunt postmaster@localhost
wrote:

Millhaven wrote:

I was on a long flight last week. It was about half empty and there
was only
one other person in my asle.

Don't you mean "row"?

If you'd read the rest of his post you would realise that he was doing
it in the aise.

But talking through his passage...