On Mon, 8 Oct 2007 16:45:00 +1000, "Kerry"
wrote in :


"Peter Webb" wrote in message
u...

"Noodle" wrote in message
oups.com...
Report all illegal immigrants, workers & backpackers in Australia:

1800-009-623 or
+61-2-6264-1111


Toll free, 24 hours a day. $4000AUD award.


The $4,000 is only for the highest category, which is black Africans.

It drops to $500 for Asian prostitutes, and right down to as little as
$100 for Kiwis.


How much for Tasmanians?


Sorry, the residents of that rather cold little "Apple Isle"
qualify as citizens.

I never met a resident of "Tassie" that I didn't like.

Of course, it can be hard to identify them, but I must
have met one somewhere, sometime. :-)

We probably couldn't even keep "Cath" from Texas out.
The "Cath" who posts from:
.

However, if her behavior is typical "Texan" behavior,
perhaps we should take a closer look at immigrant applications
from Texas.

No doubt you have heard the story about the big Texan visiting
Australia who unexpectedly died in Australia. Way to big for
a standard coffin, and even a piano crate wasn't big enough.

The undertaker was desperate, contacted a colleague in the
USA. Was advised to let out the bull**** during the embalming
process.

He did this, and found that even a coffin now looked to
large. So he ended up burying the Texan in a cigar box. :-)

Cheers,
Kangaroo16