"AlmostBob" wrote in message
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My favourite story,, American tourist goes into Young & Jackson, cultural
icon and all not just to see Chloe, and asks the barman to "Gimme
something
just like American beer" so the barman pours him a glass of water and
charges $10.

But I like Louie the budweiser lizard



As poor as it is in quality the Budweiser sold in
the UK is around 5% proof, assuming its a
low alcohol drink would be a mistake.

Keith