Malcom Davis muttered....

Does anyone have any tips or
handling this situation? Help!



There are only two potential rememdies....

A. Purchase a large economy size tube of KY.

or

B. "Lay (sic) back and lubricate."

I'm afraid that you have entered the Twilight Zone in which AF and the
courier company will now go through an extended period of mutual
recrimination, the "Blame Game", and eventually you'll recover a pittance
for both luggage and the valuable and fashionable clothing and accessories
with which you dazzled gay Paree.

"Buggered about" hardly describes the process into which you now have
slipped....

TMO