More attacks of UTS

Breaking News from CFRN-TV.

A rash of UTS is sweeping Senoir Citizens in Edmonton.
UTS - Usenet Tourette Syndrome is sweeping across the city, and
targeting ignorant old men with too much time on their hands.

Dr. Edwin Girsch reports that these old men are just sitting around
their homes, when they suddenly jump up and start pecking at their
computer keyboards for no apparant reason. They have an irrisistable
urge to crosspost excessively and repeat mindless babble over and over
again.

Extensive research is in progress as we report this issue. The poster
by the name of "Asterix" who goes by hundreds of other identities
usually gets these attacks within 10 minutes after masturbating.

Another poster, who goes by the name of "Top Poster" seems to be
obcessed with being under beds. "Top Poster" is not posing any danger
at this time, due to the fact that he rarely is capable of speaking
more than one sentence at a time. If you encounter this man, be very
careful. He may try to mail you his poop. He has threatened to do
this before. If you notice that he has stinky fingers, back away and
notify the Edmonton Medical Center.

Edmonton doctors are standing by if needed.

Maxx wrote:

Breaking News from CFRN-TV.

A rash of UTS is sweeping Senoir Citizens in Edmonton.
UTS - Usenet Tourette Syndrome is sweeping across the city, and
targeting ignorant old men with too much time on their hands.

Dr. Edwin Girsch reports that these old men are just sitting around
their homes, when they suddenly jump up and start pecking at their
computer keyboards for no apparant reason. They have an irrisistable
urge to crosspost excessively and repeat mindless babble over and over
again.

Extensive research is in progress as we report this issue. The poster
by the name of "Asterix" who goes by hundreds of other identities
usually gets these attacks within 10 minutes after masturbating.

Another poster, who goes by the name of "Top Poster" seems to be
obcessed with being under beds. "Top Poster" is not posing any danger
at this time, due to the fact that he rarely is capable of speaking
more than one sentence at a time. If you encounter this man, be very
careful. He may try to mail you his poop. He has threatened to do
this before. If you notice that he has stinky fingers, back away and
notify the Edmonton Medical Center.

Edmonton doctors are standing by if needed.


gRunge, I think we've discovered what you are suffering from...!!!

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Greg