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Encounters with the TSA
Last month fly from LHR to PDX out bound via LAX and home via ORD.
The flight out on UA was in 36 years of flying the very best experience I have ever had. Excellant food and a crew whose service was second to none. At LAX we transferred terminals and had our first encounter this year with the TSA. I was expecting to take my laptop out of the rack sack I was carrying it in, one designed for computers and recommend by others on this group. It did its job well except for this one time. It refused to release the laptop for examination. Now why the TSA are incapable of x-raying laptops in bags like most other security people I don't know but of course the more I tugged the more stubborn the laptop/bag became. An empty queue became a longish one and there was much teeth sucking and tut tutting from the man behind Mrs Lansbury. The more he tutted the more the laptop refused to slide out. In fact if the TSA guy had just held the bottom of the rucksack it would have solved the problem but he refused my polite request to do so and just stood there laughing at me. In the end the guy in the queue tutted once too often and I enquired if he had much money invested in his dental work. Solved the problem because the laptop then popped out of the bag. Placed my items in the tray and went towards the arch. As I did so I took my cap off and held it so the TSA woman could see the inside. It is normal in the UK to do this. She thrust a fist towards me and started screaming but as she was incapable of speaking clear English and was screaming I couldn't understand what she was saying. A guy behind me came up and told me she wanted me to put my cap back on, which I did. This resulted in her pushing me back as I went to go through the arch and more screaming. The guy then said she wants you to take your cap off walked back behind the yellow line on our side of the arch and put your cap back on. This I did and went through no problems. Collected my gear and turned to see where Mrs Lansbury was. She was on a chair, no shoes, clothing in disarray being wanded by two TSA staff who had the wand up the inside of her blouse and were not being careful as to want might be being shown to the male passengers walking past. After much discussing and wanding and prodding of her body, all in public view, they decided her bra fastener had set the detector off and let her through. We reached PDX without further incident but she was very embarrassed by the fact that she had been searched in public view, she understood why but not the how. On the way home we checked in our four very large cases, Mrs Lansbury is American and only buys her clothes when we are in the US not liking the English fit or style, and promptly got selected to have them randomly searched. The UA check in woman was very helpful directed me where to take the cases while she finished printing out the luggage tags and then came over, put them on the bags and gave us our boarding cards. The bags were left to be checked as the TSA would then hand them bag to the airline. There was more bags there then they could cope with and they were first sorted into flight departure times, for checking later. In fact they only opened one of the four bags, the one Mrs Lansbury had packed her favourite brand of orange grease remover in which she swears England has no equivalent of. The TSA had opened and then not screwed the cap back on it properly so it had leaked over the contents of the bag. Fortunately the bag with older clothing in and it washed out ok. At security the laptop came out first time a good start I thought, I emptied my pockets into the tray and went to walk through the arch, (no cap this time it went in my carry on at check in). Stopped going through the arch told to take my watch off. Place watch in another tray and go to walk through the arch. Stopped and told to take my trouser belt off. I said it hasn't caused any problems anywhere else and got told "We keep our machines set on a much more sensitive setting than other airports.You haven't travelled through Portland before". Not the sort of thing to be saying in public, still go back take my watch off and put it in a tray and go to walk through the arch. Get stopped for a third time and told to take my shoes off. I do so go back put them in a tray and go through the arch. As I go through I said to the guy wouldn't it have been easier to mention all three items in one go to which he replied "Teach you to do it properly next time". I amazed myself at the self control I exhibited while I bite my tongue. Spent a pleasant hour in the Red Carpet Club and go to the gate. As we sit down the woman on the seat opposite reaches into her bag pulls out her knitting along with two large knitting needles and proceeds to click away. Which I think just about sums up the professionalism or lack thereof of the TSA. -- Lansbury |
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