Bosom bombers: Women have explosive breast implants

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Bosom bombers: Women have explosive breast implants
Authorities alarmed by possibility of surgically placed explosives
Posted: February 01, 2010
WorldNetDaily

LONDON – Agents for Britain's MI5 intelligence service have discovered
that Muslim doctors trained at some of Britain's leading teaching
hospitals have returned to their own countries to fit surgical implants
filled with explosives, according to a report from Joseph Farah's G2
Bulletin.

Women suicide bombers recruited by al-Qaida are known to have had the
explosives inserted in their breasts under techniques similar to breast
enhancing surgery. The lethal explosives – usually PETN (pentaerythritol
Tetrabitrate) – are inserted during the operation inside the plastic
shapes. The breast is then sewn up.

Similar surgery has been performed on male suicide bombers. In their
cases, the explosives are inserted in the appendix area or in a buttock.
Both are parts of the body that diabetics use to inject themselves with
their prescribed drugs.

The discovery of these methods was made after the London-educated
Nigerian Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab came close to blowing up an airliner
on Christmas Day with explosives he had stuffed inside his underpants.

Hours after he had failed, GCHQ – Britain's worldwide eavesdropping "spy
in the sky" agency – began to pick up "chatter" emanating from Pakistan
and Yemen that alerted MI5 to the creation of the lethal implants.

A hand-picked team was appointed by Jonathan Evans, the head of MI5, to
investigate the threat. He described it as "one that can circumvent our
defense."

Top surgeons who work in the National Health Service confirmed the
feasibility of the explosive implants.

In a report to Evans, one said:

"Properly inserted the implant would be virtually impossible to detect
by the usual airport scanning machines. You would need to subject a
suspect to a sophisticated X-ray. Given that the explosive would be
inserted in a sealed plastic sachet, and would be a small amount, would
make it all the more impossible to spot it with the usual body scanner."

Explosive experts at Britain's Porton Down biological and chemical
warfare research center told MI5 that a sachet containing as little as
five ounces of PETN when activated would blow "a considerable hole" in
an airline's skin which would guarantee it would crash.

Fly Guy wrote:

LONDON – Agents for Britain's MI5 intelligence service have discovered
that Muslim doctors trained at some of Britain's leading teaching
hospitals have returned to their own countries to fit surgical implants
filled with explosives, according to a report from Joseph Farah's G2
Bulletin.

Nothing new there. MI-5 and MI-6 known since the 1970s that women's
breasts could become dangerous weapons.

When Battling Dr Evil, Austin Powers encountered women whose nipples
could open to reveal fully functional machine guns.

And Austin also discovered that his wife (Elizabeth Hurley) was a fembot
who not only had the machine guns in her breasts, but also had self
destruct mechanism with large explosive capability.

Arnold Swartznegger managed to go through very tight security for a long
flight with a fake female head, and upon arriving at destination, he was
able to remove the fake head and it transformed itself into a very
powerful bomb that destroyed the immigration section of the Mars airport.

Fly Guy wrote:
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Bosom bombers: Women have explosive breast implants
Authorities alarmed by possibility of surgically placed explosives
Posted: February 01, 2010
WorldNetDaily

OK, OK - Someone help me out here.

How isl the surgically enhanced lass supposed to detonate her explosives?

Will the implants be wired to her nipple(s) so that a smart twist will do
the deed? Or is she meant to cut them out? Urgh!

A far m;ore plausible scenario is inserting the explosives up one's vagina
or back passage.

Will all women with above average size mammaries be subject to extra
security checks from now on? Perhaps the local hospitals can team up with
airport security and offer combined breast cancer & security X-ray scans!

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Peter X-Files fan