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January 12th, 2005, 07:03 AM
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Once again, to the brink
We're leaving Saturday for San Juan, to board the dreaded Destiny owned
by the evil Carnival Corporation. Funny thing is, the whole time we've been out 'a shoppin' at Wal Mart gettin' ready fer this here outin', we've actually been anxiously anticipating this trip. I know! We must be insane! Last year we suffered terribly aboard the Conquest... The unspeakable hardships we endured... Room service on the balcony... Dancing til all hours... The devil in the bottle... Sex without kids knocking at the door... Terrible ports forcing us to go out and learn about other cultures, all the while meeting interesting people and seeing things we've never seen before sob Excuse me a moment while I try and compose myself... Why, Carnival, why??? Why did you have to tempt us again with lively ships, lively people, and interesting ports? Why could you not let us be happy with one of the more mundane experiences, where we could act like we were better than we truly are, and be in bed by 9PM every night? Why can't we be happy on a cruise full of the dying or the already dead??? WHY DIDN'T GOD LET US LIKE LAWRENCE WELK??????????????? But, we're facing our shame. We realize that we're addicted to Carnival, forever branded red-state-white-trash... And we'll board with our heads hung low... We'll probably even shudder speak with Puerto Ricans... Maybe even party with a few... sobbing uncontrollably now Please pray for us... Amused  
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#2
January 12th, 2005, 07:31 AM
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Amused wrote:
We're leaving Saturday for San Juan, to board the dreaded Destiny owned by the evil Carnival Corporation. Funny thing is, the whole time we've been out 'a shoppin' at Wal Mart gettin' ready fer this here outin', we've actually been anxiously anticipating this trip. I am actually thinking about shopping at Costco in San Juan since we will be there 3 days before our Constellation cruise.
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#3
January 12th, 2005, 04:19 PM
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This was a great read, thanks. "Sex without kids knocking at the door.."
Chrissy: "Children, when the door is closed, the only time you knock is when you are bleeding to death." Worked. ================================================== ===== On 11 Jan 2005 23:03:47 -0800, Amused wrote: We're leaving Saturday for San Juan, to board the dreaded Destiny owned by the evil Carnival Corporation. Funny thing is, the whole time we've been out 'a shoppin' at Wal Mart gettin' ready fer this here outin', we've actually been anxiously anticipating this trip. I know! We must be insane! Last year we suffered terribly aboard the Conquest... The unspeakable hardships we endured... Room service on the balcony... Dancing til all hours... The devil in the bottle... Sex without kids knocking at the door... Terrible ports forcing us to go out and learn about other cultures, all the while meeting interesting people and seeing things we've never seen before sob Excuse me a moment while I try and compose myself... Why, Carnival, why??? Why did you have to tempt us again with lively ships, lively people, and interesting ports? Why could you not let us be happy with one of the more mundane experiences, where we could act like we were better than we truly are, and be in bed by 9PM every night? Why can't we be happy on a cruise full of the dying or the already dead??? WHY DIDN'T GOD LET US LIKE LAWRENCE WELK??????????????? But, we're facing our shame. We realize that we're addicted to Carnival, forever branded red-state-white-trash... And we'll board with our heads hung low... We'll probably even shudder speak with Puerto Ricans... Maybe even party with a few... sobbing uncontrollably now Please pray for us... Amused
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January 13th, 2005, 05:12 AM
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Lol. We'll have to keep that in mind. I don't think it would work
with our 4 year old twins just yet, though.
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#5
January 13th, 2005, 05:12 AM
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Lol. We'll have to keep that in mind. I don't think it would work
with our 4 year old twins just yet, though.
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#6
January 13th, 2005, 05:14 AM
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Lol. We'll have to keep that in mind. I don't think it would work
with our 4 year old twins just yet, though.
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#7
January 13th, 2005, 05:14 AM
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Lol. We'll have to keep that in mind. I don't think it would work
with our 4 year old twins just yet, though.
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#8
January 13th, 2005, 05:18 AM
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Lol. We'll have to keep that in mind. I don't think it would work
with our 4 year old twins just yet, though.
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#9
January 13th, 2005, 11:35 PM
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Karen... You are a twit... Why don't you head down to Mexico yourself,
and spend some time in the homes "away" from the glitter and shine of the port. ...You might be able to learn a few things. .. And you could take miss schizophrenia along with you. ...Jon
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#10
January 13th, 2005, 11:35 PM
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Karen... You are a twit... Why don't you head down to Mexico yourself,
and spend some time in the homes "away" from the glitter and shine of the port. ...You might be able to learn a few things. .. And you could take miss schizophrenia along with you. ...Jon
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