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Old January 26th, 2006, 03:09 PM posted to rec.travel.usa-canada,rec.travel.air,rec.travel.misc,rec.travel.cruises
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Before I get to the subject of babies' brains, I want to address a
message to new flight attendant applicants and hires at United and
Continental Airlines, both of which resumed FA recruitment after years
of inactivity.

Dear New FA Hopeful:

Because there is no truth-in-employment law, the airlines will not
disclose to you what I am about to disclose to you.

Newly hired FA's do not have the seniority to select the most desirable
flight assignments. Those at the bottom of the seniority heap will be
assigned to trips which involve hotel layovers of one night to two
weeks in duration.

HOTELS ARE INFESTED WITH ILLICIT DRUG LAB ACTIVITY THESE DAYS!

Such drug labs (most notably methamphetamine labs) produce highly toxic
waste in the form of chemical fumes and dusts WHICH CAN BE DEADLY! You
may retire for the night in a hotel bed and wake up the next morning
DEAD!

What the government and the news media do not want the general public
to know is that, contrary to popular belief, drug labs these days are
[near] odorless!

Whenever the news media covers a story on drug labs, they make note of
the foul, pungent smell which illicit drug labs produce. THIS IS NOT
TRUE.

What also is not true is that drug labs restrict themselves to remote
rural locations because of the smell. BUT THERE IS VIRTUALLY NO SMELL,
and illicit drug labs are now infesting and contaminating all kinds of
multiple dwellings, hotels included.

If you should die in a hotel room, it is not outside the realm of
possibilities that hotel management, with the help of the local
authorities, will spirit your body away without a trace. Just such a
thing is suspected of happening to a family of six from Virginia as the
result of their staying at a Parsippany, NJ hotel.

Just check out the buzz among the drug culture set on USENET. It's that
if a drug lab chemist knows what he is doing THERE WILL BE NO SMELL!

I will go so far as to allege that the development of odorless methods
and ingredients for drug labs came about from collaboration between the
government and the hotel industry in conspiratorial fashion. The hotel
industry probably figured that if they had to suffer the presence of
drug labs, then those labs should be odorless in order to keep the
traveling public in the dark about the risks of staying in a hotel
room. The government, not wanting the economy to tank, kept the hotel
industry and related industries (like airlines) from tanking by
fostering the development of odorless drug labs

THERE MAY BE 100,000 illicit drug labs in the NY metro area, yet you
will never hear of a single one of them being busted!

One last note: I would stay away from cruises, too. It's been said that
everything that it takes to set up a drug lab can fit into one small
box. All the cabins on a deck of a cruise ship probably all share the
same air from a common ventilation/air conditioning system, so if
someone is operating a drug lab on a ship, a big block of rooms will be
affected, and if it isn't the passengers who are doing it, there is a
high probability that some of the crew are. GAY GUYS: BEWARE!
Methamphetamine use among gays is reputed to be extemely high. Going on
one of those gay cruises that we hear about will be very, very risky!

End of message to FA's

Now on to the subject of babies brains...

The following write-up, hopefully, will be enlightening:

Newborn Infants in Gas Chambers... IN THE UNITED STATES!!

I saw it with my own eyes!

Proud parents traveling on the road with their newborn infants
apparently on the way to show off their newborns to friends and
relatives.

These parents stop with their newborns at hotels where, little to their
knowing, there is a tremendous risk of their rooms being turned,
overnight, into potentially deadly gas chambers by illicit drug lab
activity in neighboring rooms.

Then months later, these parents are shocked to discover that their
little bundles of joy are in a mindless vegetative stupor, and the
parents are clueless as to the cause.

Why are they so clueless? BECAUSE ILLICIT DRUG LABS THESE DAYS ARE
[NEAR] ODORLESS!! (Actually, it's been this way for over a decade.)

That's right! ODORLESS!!

For the most part, the government and the media would have you believe
that drug labs emit a pungent, foul odor, and so drug lab operators
prefer the isolation of rural areas. NOT TRUE!! Odorless drug labs are
infesting all sorts of multiple dwellings and hotels these days.

For an interesting news article on the subject, refer to one written by
Jody Lawrence-Turner for the Statesman Journal of Salem, Oregon, in
which convicted meth cook, Jack Johnson bragged , "The way I made it,
there was no smell. I made it in motel rooms," Johnson said. "If I got
away with it, other people can, too." For the article, go to:

http://159.54.226.83/apps/pbcs.dll/a...502280324/1001

I know of three hotels in Morris County, NJ, where the innkeepers show
no compunction, no scruples, no hesitation, and no conscience when it
comes to allowing newborns on to their premises even though they are
fully aware that their premises are absolutely INFESTED with illicit
drug lab activity.

All three hotels have been reported to numerous governmental regulatory
agencies. Here's a partial list: the local police, the NJ State Police,
the FBI, the DEA, the U.S. Attorney, the County Prosecutor, the EPA,
and the NJ Department of Environmental Protection. To date, there has
been absolutely NO appropriate action taken on any of this high
criminality - nadda, zippo, zero, zilch.

All that you get from government is the royal runaround and your being
played for a rank fool.

Who are the drug lab suspects?

They can be redneck hillbilly types, truckers, blond blue-eyed surfer
types, single women, or even families with their own children. They can
be black, white, Oriental, or Indian. In a nutshell: they can be any or
all types!

Do not think for a minute that you can escape from the problem by going
to a pricey upscale hotel, because you cannot!

If you haven't already gleaned it by now from the above, BE WARNED:
don't buy a condo; you may be buying a gas chamber. Don't rent an
apartment you may be renting a gas chamber.

Drug lab fumes CAN be deadly! The news media recently reported that
there are 21 deaths per year in the U.S. from drug lab fumes. The real
number must be more than 100 times that. All too frequently, medical
examiners fail to determine the true cause of death... or there is a
cover-up.

If there is any good news in any of this... you may not die in your
sleep from odorless drug lab fumes; you may just develop any and all
forms of cancer.

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Old January 26th, 2006, 03:17 PM posted to rec.travel.usa-canada,rec.travel.air,rec.travel.misc,rec.travel.cruises
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fkin weirdo.

--

Dave


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Old January 26th, 2006, 04:16 PM posted to rec.travel.usa-canada,rec.travel.air,rec.travel.misc,rec.travel.cruises
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"Dave" wrote in message
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fkin weirdo.


I like the part about waking up DEAD.

To try and keep it on topic.....this guy may have solved the mysterious
disappearance of George Smith.

Traveling meth lab in the cabin. The elusive Russians are really part of
the Russian mob looking for their cut. It went down badly......bye, bye
George.


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Old January 26th, 2006, 04:17 PM posted to rec.travel.usa-canada,rec.travel.air,rec.travel.misc,rec.travel.cruises
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Methinks he/she has been into the drugs of which he/she is blathering.

Paul

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"Dave" wrote in message
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fkin weirdo.

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Dave



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Old January 26th, 2006, 04:55 PM posted to rec.travel.air
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On Thu, 26 Jan 2006 11:17:33 -0500, "Paul Hoffman"
wrote:

Methinks he/she has been into the drugs of which he/she is blathering.

Paul

Maybe has had a whiff of the baby's nappies.
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Old January 26th, 2006, 06:05 PM posted to rec.travel.usa-canada,rec.travel.air,rec.travel.misc,rec.travel.cruises
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In article . com,
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€ If you should die in a hotel room, it is not outside the realm of
€ possibilities that hotel management, with the help of the local
€ authorities, will spirit your body away without a trace. Just such a
€ thing is suspected of happening to a family of six from Virginia as the
€ result of their staying at a Parsippany, NJ hotel.



Dude - the shiny side of the tin-foil has to face *outward* for the hat
to work.
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Old January 26th, 2006, 09:59 PM posted to rec.travel.air,rec.travel.misc,rec.travel.cruises
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On 26 Jan 2006 07:09:08 -0800, wrote:

Before I get to the subject of babies' brains,


That's like talking about a mule's vagina.
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Old January 27th, 2006, 03:53 AM posted to rec.travel.usa-canada,rec.travel.air,rec.travel.misc,rec.travel.cruises
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"Danni" wrote in message
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"Dave" wrote in message
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fkin weirdo.


I like the part about waking up DEAD.


Let's not rule out the possibility of that happening... on a visit to
Labadee (Haiti). VBG

--Tom --- bringing the thread back on topic


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Old January 31st, 2006, 03:30 PM posted to rec.travel.usa-canada,rec.travel.air,rec.travel.misc,rec.travel.cruises
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"Alan Street" wrote in message
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Dude - the shiny side of the tin-foil has to face *outward* for the hat
to work.


My vote for BEST RESPONSE OF THE DAY/WEEK/YEAR
Momma


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Old January 31st, 2006, 03:40 PM posted to rec.travel.usa-canada,rec.travel.air,rec.travel.misc,rec.travel.cruises
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In article , Everyboysmomma
wrote:

€ "Alan Street" wrote in message
€ ...

€ Dude - the shiny side of the tin-foil has to face *outward* for the hat
€ to work.

€ My vote for BEST RESPONSE OF THE DAY/WEEK/YEAR
€ Momma



Thank you :-)
 




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