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Africa is VERY dangerous !
There are thousands of hungry cannibal tribes waiting for fresh and
tender white meat to cook! They will cut off the penises and testicles and keep them as trophies and eat the rest of your meat. Then they will use your bones to make tools and jewelry. This is true ! Beware ! |
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Africa is VERY dangerous !
In message , Tom-Alex
Soorhull writes There are thousands of hungry cannibal tribes waiting for fresh and tender white meat to cook! They will cut off the penises and testicles and keep them as trophies and eat the rest of your meat. Then they will use your bones to make tools and jewelry. This is true ! Beware ! You Really Do need to get out more or better still go and find one of those cannibal tribes that you are sure exist and see what recipe they can use on you! -- Pat Anderson |
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Africa is VERY dangerous !
Tom-Alex Soorhull wrote:
There are thousands of hungry cannibal tribes waiting for fresh and tender white meat to cook! They will cut off the penises and testicles and keep them as trophies and eat the rest of your meat. Then they will use your bones to make tools and jewelry. This is true ! Beware ! In your case, that would only put you out of your misery, so that would be a good thing. Go there! At once! |
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Africa is VERY dangerous !
Actually, the testes are probably the tastiest part. In my tribe we
grill the testicles, but never eat the arms or legs - it's too uncivilized. Regards, Marc - Johannesburg On 16 May 2004 01:40:25 -0700, (Tom-Alex Soorhull) wrote: There are thousands of hungry cannibal tribes waiting for fresh and tender white meat to cook! They will cut off the penises and testicles and keep them as trophies and eat the rest of your meat. Then they will use your bones to make tools and jewelry. This is true ! Beware ! |
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Africa is VERY dangerous !
Oh yeah... I forgot,
My tribe never uses bones to make jewelry because it shatters too easily, and is brittle. Jewelry is made from teeth and gallstones only. Do we "savages" have to teach you evereything? Marc - Johannesburg Hut 3, just behind the witchdoctors hut. Turn left at the big cauldron. On 16 May 2004 01:40:25 -0700, (Tom-Alex Soorhull) wrote: There are thousands of hungry cannibal tribes waiting for fresh and tender white meat to cook! They will cut off the penises and testicles and keep them as trophies and eat the rest of your meat. Then they will use your bones to make tools and jewelry. This is true ! Beware ! |
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Africa is VERY dangerous !
Some time ago in Etosha I listened to a lion-mother talking to her baby. Sorry for posting (the text I wrote that evening) in german, but I don't have time to translate it. Greetings, INge "Mami, was sind das für seltsame Tiere?" "Das sind keine Tiere, das sind ... das sind... Rundfüßler." "... Rundfüßler?" "Da muss ich etwas weiter ausholen. Also hör gut zu, mein Kind! Es gibt Tiere, die gehen auf zwei Beinen, ungefähr wie Affen, aber sie haben ein weißes Gesicht, weiße Hände und ein ganz buntes Fell. Die sitzen immer in diesen Rundfüßlern und rollen auf den breiten Wegen durch unser Revier, damit wir sie uns gut ansehen können. Dann gibt es noch so ähnliche Tiere, aber mit schwarzem Gesicht, schwarzen Händen und olivgrünem Fell. Das sind die Aufpasser der anderen. Sie sorgen dafür, dass die Zäune, hinter denen die Weißbunten abends immer eingesperrt werden, in Ordnung sind, dass keiner von denen nach Sonnenuntergang ihr Gehege verlässt und dass niemand in seinem Rundfüßler irgendwohin rollt, wo er nicht hin darf. Die Weißbunten sind also nicht nur seltsam, sondern auch dumm. Immer müssen die Schwarzgrünen aufpassen, dass sie keinen Unsinn anstellen." "Schmecken die denn wenigstens gut?" "Die Rundfüßler schmecken überhaupt nicht. Die sind aus einem komischen Zeug, an dem du dir nur den Magen verdirbst. Und obwohl aus unserer Familie noch niemand welche gegessen hat, habe ich gehört, dass die Weißbunten nicht gut sein sollen. Die dicken zu fett und die dünnen zu zäh. Angeblich sollen die Schwarzgrünen ein sehr gutes Fleisch haben. Dein Urgroßonkel hat mal einen probiert. Er sagte aber, dass das bisschen Fleisch den ganzen Ärger, den er daraufhin bekam, nicht wert war. Und seither jagen wir nur noch Antilopen." Yes, Africa is VERY dangerous: Lions speak German and then they eat you! |
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Africa is VERY dangerous !
For a fascinating insight into the original poster's deranged mind, see the
other emails he sent to other groups, - http://www.google.co.uk/groups?q=aut...8&start=0&sa=N What a fulfilled life. Sorry, I should have posted this in a psychiatrist forum I guess! "Pat Anderson" wrote in message ... In message , Tom-Alex Soorhull writes There are thousands of hungry cannibal tribes waiting for fresh and tender white meat to cook! They will cut off the penises and testicles and keep them as trophies and eat the rest of your meat. Then they will use your bones to make tools and jewelry. This is true ! Beware ! You Really Do need to get out more or better still go and find one of those cannibal tribes that you are sure exist and see what recipe they can use on you! -- Pat Anderson |
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Africa is VERY dangerous !
In message , Lorenzo
writes For a fascinating insight into the original poster's deranged mind, see the other emails he sent to other groups, - http://www.google.co.uk/groups?q=aut...&ie=UTF-8&star t=0&sa=N What a fulfilled life. Sorry, I should have posted this in a psychiatrist forum I guess! "Pat Anderson" wrote in message ... In message , Tom-Alex Soorhull writes There are thousands of hungry cannibal tribes waiting for fresh and tender white meat to cook! They will cut off the penises and testicles and keep them as trophies and eat the rest of your meat. Then they will use your bones to make tools and jewelry. This is true ! Beware ! You Really Do need to get out more or better still go and find one of those cannibal tribes that you are sure exist and see what recipe they can use on you! -- Pat Anderson Lorenzo, The advice given for such posters is always Ignore them and I and other members of this NG failed to do that! I felt I had to respond, as did others, but from the link you gave the man obviously has a problem and also, he makes a habit of posting nonsense. Pat -- Pat Anderson |
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