Blondes go cruising...

A blonde walks by a travel agency and notices a sign in the
window, "Cruise Special -- $99!"

So she goes inside, lays her money on the counter and says, "I'd like
the $99 cruise special, please."

The agent says, "Yes, ma'am," then he grabs her, takes her
into the back room, ties her to a large inner tube, pulls
her out the back door and down to the river bank, where
he pushes her in and sends her floating down the river.

A second blonde comes by a few minutes later, sees the sign,
goes inside, lays down her money, and asks for the $99
special. She too is tied to an inner tube and sent floating
down the river. Drifting into stronger current, she
eventually catches up with the first blonde. They float side
by side for a while before the first blonde asks, "Do they
serve refreshments on this cruise?"

The second blonde replies, "They didn't last year."