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How do I avoid looking and acting American while traveling in Europe?
Unfortunately, I drew the short straw and will be heading to Europe on
a business trip this summer. Now my primary concern is just making sure I get through this trip and back to the US safely in one piece. I figure this will be a challenging task with all the reports of anti-American protests and assaults on American tourists. That said I'm trying to compile a list of tactics that will prevent me from being a target: 1. Never dress casual - I figure most Americans can be spotted a mile away by something "wrong" with their wardrobe. Tailored English suit should help keep me out of trouble. 2. No shouting or raised voices - Always speak at a level tone 3. Show no emotion – No laughing, no smiling, no signs of frustration or desperation. 4. Do not leave the hotel except for business – When the business meetings are over, head straight back to the hotel and stay there. 5. No American greetings – "Hey", "Hi", "Howdy" and "Yo" are banned. 6. No hand gestures when talking – especially no pointing 7. Walk upright; do not flail arms too wildly when walking. 8. "Bob's Your Uncle" – Rumor has it that this phrase will stop an on coming mob of hooligans in their tracks but I haven't confirmed this? 9. Correct words - "petrol" instead of "gas" or "fag" instead of "cigarrette" 10. Little Canadian flag lapel pin - Last resort, but I think the Europeans would just assume I'm an American trying to fool them with a little Canadian flag pin. Any other suggestions? |
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How do I avoid looking and acting American while traveling in Europe?
"Mean Mr Mustard" wrote
Any other suggestions? Keep your hand gun on your person, from the moment you leave home for the airport. |
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How do I avoid looking and acting American while traveling in Europe?
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How do I avoid looking and acting American while traveling in Europe?
Any other suggestions? Grow some balls and walk like a man That is something we Brits would respect. |
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How do I avoid looking and acting American while traveling in Europe?
On Sun, 6 Jun 2004 09:49:45 +0100, "The Rifleman"
wrote: Any other suggestions? Grow some balls and walk like a man That is something we Brits would respect. What is 'walking like a man'? John Wayne? |
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How do I avoid looking and acting American while traveling in Europe?
"Maria" wrote in message ... On Sun, 6 Jun 2004 09:49:45 +0100, "The Rifleman" wrote: Any other suggestions? Grow some balls and walk like a man That is something we Brits would respect. What is 'walking like a man'? John Wayne? Nup, Just being honest, truthful proud, decent, law abidding self reliant, straight talking and dignifide just like 99% of americans. |
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How do I avoid looking and acting American while traveling in Europe?
"The Rifleman" wrote in message ... "Maria" wrote in message ... On Sun, 6 Jun 2004 09:49:45 +0100, "The Rifleman" wrote: Any other suggestions? Grow some balls and walk like a man That is something we Brits would respect. What is 'walking like a man'? John Wayne? Nup, Just being honest, truthful proud, decent, law abidding self reliant, straight talking and dignifide just like 99% of americans. Now, watch out... Europeans aren't to accepting of this behavior. It makes them look dishonest, sneaky, biased, lying, racist, money grubbing, and it also makes them smell, really bad. BfB |
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How do I avoid looking and acting American while traveling in Europe?
"The Rifleman" wrote in message ... Nup, Just being honest, truthful proud, decent, law abidding self reliant, straight talking and dignifide just like 99% of americans. "Dignifide"???? GoldenArse SCI Spell Checker |
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How do I avoid looking and acting American while traveling in Europe?
Following up to The Rifleman
proud, decent, law abidding self reliant, straight talking and dignifide just like 99% of americans. being a "proud american" will not go down well. Diplomacy often beats straight talking when a guest. -- Mike Reid "Art is the lie that reveals the truth" P.Picasso Wasdale-Lake district-Thames path-London "http://www.fellwalk.co.uk" -- you can email us@ this site Eat-walk-Spain "http://www.fell-walker.co.uk" -- dontuse@ all, it's a spamtrap |
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How do I avoid looking and acting American while traveling in Europe?
What's wrong with being American?
If someone has a problem with that then that is their own problem not yours. While In Europe stick in white, Christian, European zones, avoid ghettos, Arabs or anyone who looks a little dusky, wears a long shirt and is ticking. If in Britain avoid parts of big cities, such as Manningham in Bradford, Glodwick in Oldham, anywhere in Birmingham etc, they have many Muslims and the police are not allowed to give assistance if you are accosted. You should in general be OK in Europe with Europeans and the British. Good luck. |
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