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NOTICE: DON'T EAT AT CANADIAN RESTAURANTS
While in Toranto we dined at Actuel, 1194 Peel St, (At Ste-Catherine),
Montreal, QC, Canada Tel: 514 866 1537 I was recovering from the flu and was taking some heavy duty antibiotics. All of a sudden I felt a surge of explosive diarrhea coming on and I rushed to the bathroom. I had my ass cheeks clinched together and as I entered the bathroom I noticed that every stall was filled. By this time I felt like I had a river ready to spring from my ass. With only seconds of control left, I knew I had to make some kind of decision or deal with my pants full of runny ****. I dropped my pants and squatted over the urinal and let it go. A big "BLAAAATT" sound followed by a river of brown water filled up the urinal. About that time one of the stalls opened and it was one of the restaurant employees that had been taking a ****. He stared at me and walked out of the bathroom. I could hear him telling the other employees that I was ****ting in the urinal. I wiped my ass, pulled up my pants and flew out of the bathroom. I grabbed my wife's fork out of her hand and pulled her up and said we have to leave now. I explained on the way to the car. We never ate there again. |
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NOTICE: DON'T EAT AT CANADIAN RESTAURANTS
On Feb 9, 6:29*pm, Steve wrote:
While in Toranto we dined at Actuel, 1194 Peel St, (At Ste-Catherine), Montreal, QC, Canada Tel: 514 866 1537 *I was recovering from the flu and was taking some heavy duty antibiotics. All of a sudden I felt a surge of explosive diarrhea coming on and I rushed to the bathroom. I had my ass cheeks clinched together and as I entered the bathroom I noticed that every stall was filled. By this time I felt like I had a river ready to spring from my ass. With only seconds of control left, I knew I had to make some kind of decision or deal with my pants full of runny ****. I dropped my pants and squatted over the urinal and let it go. A big "BLAAAATT" sound followed by a river of brown water filled up the urinal. About that time one of the stalls opened and it was one of the restaurant employees that had been taking a ****. He stared at me and walked out of the bathroom. I could hear him telling the other employees that I was ****ting in the urinal. I wiped my ass, pulled up my pants and flew out of the bathroom. I grabbed my wife's fork out of her hand and pulled her up and said we have to leave now. I explained on the way to the car. We never ate there again. Thank you for this, from the bottom of my heart! John |
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"John" wrote in message ... On Feb 9, 6:29 pm, Steve wrote: Thank you for this, from the bottom of my heart! John Which leads to this Question; Are you classified as a terrorist if you try to board a plane with explosive diarrhea? |
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NOTICE: DON'T EAT AT CANADIAN RESTAURANTS
"Steve" wrote in message ... While in Toranto we dined at Actuel, 1194 Peel St, (At Ste-Catherine), Montreal, QC, Canada Tel: 514 866 1537 I was recovering from the flu and was taking some heavy duty antibiotics. All of a sudden I felt a surge of explosive diarrhea coming on and I rushed to the bathroom. I had my ass cheeks clinched together and as I entered the bathroom I noticed that every stall was filled. By this time I felt like I had a river ready to spring from my ass. With only seconds of control left, I knew I had to make some kind of decision or deal with my pants full of runny ****. I dropped my pants and squatted over the urinal and let it go. A big "BLAAAATT" sound followed by a river of brown water filled up the urinal. About that time one of the stalls opened and it was one of the restaurant employees that had been taking a ****. He stared at me and walked out of the bathroom. I could hear him telling the other employees that I was ****ting in the urinal. I wiped my ass, pulled up my pants and flew out of the bathroom. I grabbed my wife's fork out of her hand and pulled her up and said we have to leave now. I explained on the way to the car. We never ate there again. *So, how does your taking heavy duty antibiotics, qualify you to tell people to not eat at any Canadian Restaurant???? Do you somehow think this was caused by the restaurant???? And by the way, did you pay the bill? |
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Best wrote:
"Steve" wrote in message ... While in Toranto we dined at Actuel, 1194 Peel St, (At Ste-Catherine), Montreal, QC, Canada Tel: 514 866 1537 I was recovering from the flu and was taking some heavy duty antibiotics. All of a sudden I felt a surge of explosive diarrhea coming on and I rushed to the bathroom. I had my ass cheeks clinched together and as I entered the bathroom I noticed that every stall was filled. By this time I felt like I had a river ready to spring from my ass. With only seconds of control left, I knew I had to make some kind of decision or deal with my pants full of runny ****. I dropped my pants and squatted over the urinal and let it go. A big "BLAAAATT" sound followed by a river of brown water filled up the urinal. About that time one of the stalls opened and it was one of the restaurant employees that had been taking a ****. He stared at me and walked out of the bathroom. I could hear him telling the other employees that I was ****ting in the urinal. I wiped my ass, pulled up my pants and flew out of the bathroom. I grabbed my wife's fork out of her hand and pulled her up and said we have to leave now. I explained on the way to the car. We never ate there again. *So, how does your taking heavy duty antibiotics, qualify you to tell people to not eat at any Canadian Restaurant???? Because that slop made me sick. Do you somehow think this was caused by the restaurant???? Absolutely. And by the way, did you pay the bill? Pay for the runs? You're kidding right? |
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NOTICE: DON'T EAT AT CANADIAN RESTAURANTS
"Steve" wrote in message ... Best wrote: "Steve" wrote in message ... While in Toranto we dined at Actuel, 1194 Peel St, (At Ste-Catherine), Montreal, QC, Canada Tel: 514 866 1537 I was recovering from the flu and was taking some heavy duty antibiotics. All of a sudden I felt a surge of explosive diarrhea coming on and I rushed to the bathroom. I had my ass cheeks clinched together and as I entered the bathroom I noticed that every stall was filled. By this time I felt like I had a river ready to spring from my ass. With only seconds of control left, I knew I had to make some kind of decision or deal with my pants full of runny ****. I dropped my pants and squatted over the urinal and let it go. A big "BLAAAATT" sound followed by a river of brown water filled up the urinal. About that time one of the stalls opened and it was one of the restaurant employees that had been taking a ****. He stared at me and walked out of the bathroom. I could hear him telling the other employees that I was ****ting in the urinal. I wiped my ass, pulled up my pants and flew out of the bathroom. I grabbed my wife's fork out of her hand and pulled her up and said we have to leave now. I explained on the way to the car. We never ate there again. *So, how does your taking heavy duty antibiotics, qualify you to tell people to not eat at any Canadian Restaurant???? Because that slop made me sick. Do you somehow think this was caused by the restaurant???? Absolutely. And by the way, did you pay the bill? Pay for the runs? You're kidding right? Bad food does NOT work that fast. |
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"Sharx35" wrote in message news:rb6kl.10803$Db2.9189@edtnps83... "Steve" wrote in message ... Best wrote: "Steve" wrote in message ... While in Toranto we dined at Actuel, 1194 Peel St, (At Ste-Catherine), Montreal, QC, Canada Tel: 514 866 1537 I was recovering from the flu and was taking some heavy duty antibiotics. All of a sudden I felt a surge of explosive diarrhea coming on and I rushed to the bathroom. I had my ass cheeks clinched together and as I entered the bathroom I noticed that every stall was filled. By this time I felt like I had a river ready to spring from my ass. With only seconds of control left, I knew I had to make some kind of decision or deal with my pants full of runny ****. I dropped my pants and squatted over the urinal and let it go. A big "BLAAAATT" sound followed by a river of brown water filled up the urinal. About that time one of the stalls opened and it was one of the restaurant employees that had been taking a ****. He stared at me and walked out of the bathroom. I could hear him telling the other employees that I was ****ting in the urinal. I wiped my ass, pulled up my pants and flew out of the bathroom. I grabbed my wife's fork out of her hand and pulled her up and said we have to leave now. I explained on the way to the car. We never ate there again. *So, how does your taking heavy duty antibiotics, qualify you to tell people to not eat at any Canadian Restaurant???? Because that slop made me sick. Do you somehow think this was caused by the restaurant???? Absolutely. And by the way, did you pay the bill? Pay for the runs? You're kidding right? Bad food does NOT work that fast. *My point exactly. This sounds like a cooked up story, to me. My first clue was knowing that Actuel, 1194 Peel St, (At Ste-Catherine), Montreal, QC, Canada, was NOT located in """Toranto""" !! |
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Bad food does NOT work that fast.
Yep, it generally takes several hours for food poisoning symptoms to appear. More likely you had intestinal problems due to the flu, and when you had a meal your brain signaled your digestive system to kick into action, with very unfortunate results. |
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NOTICE: DON'T EAT AT CANADIAN RESTAURANTS
"Best" wrote in message ... "Sharx35" wrote in message news:rb6kl.10803$Db2.9189@edtnps83... "Steve" wrote in message ... Best wrote: "Steve" wrote in message ... While in Toranto we dined at Actuel, 1194 Peel St, (At Ste-Catherine), Montreal, QC, Canada Tel: 514 866 1537 I was recovering from the flu and was taking some heavy duty antibiotics. All of a sudden I felt a surge of explosive diarrhea coming on and I rushed to the bathroom. I had my ass cheeks clinched together and as I entered the bathroom I noticed that every stall was filled. By this time I felt like I had a river ready to spring from my ass. With only seconds of control left, I knew I had to make some kind of decision or deal with my pants full of runny ****. I dropped my pants and squatted over the urinal and let it go. A big "BLAAAATT" sound followed by a river of brown water filled up the urinal. About that time one of the stalls opened and it was one of the restaurant employees that had been taking a ****. He stared at me and walked out of the bathroom. I could hear him telling the other employees that I was ****ting in the urinal. I wiped my ass, pulled up my pants and flew out of the bathroom. I grabbed my wife's fork out of her hand and pulled her up and said we have to leave now. I explained on the way to the car. We never ate there again. *So, how does your taking heavy duty antibiotics, qualify you to tell people to not eat at any Canadian Restaurant???? Because that slop made me sick. Do you somehow think this was caused by the restaurant???? Absolutely. And by the way, did you pay the bill? Pay for the runs? You're kidding right? Bad food does NOT work that fast. *My point exactly. This sounds like a cooked up story, to me. My first clue was knowing that Actuel, 1194 Peel St, (At Ste-Catherine), Montreal, QC, Canada, was NOT located in """Toranto""" !! That WOULD be a give-away. |
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NOTICE: DON'T EAT AT CANADIAN RESTAURANTS
On Feb 9, 11:07*pm, "Sharx35" wrote:
"Steve" wrote in message ... Best wrote: "Steve" wrote in message .... While in Toranto we dined at Actuel, 1194 Peel St, (At Ste-Catherine), Montreal, QC, Canada Tel: 514 866 1537 *I was recovering from the flu and was taking some heavy duty antibiotics. All of a sudden I felt a surge of explosive diarrhea coming on and I rushed to the bathroom. I had my ass cheeks clinched together and as I entered the bathroom I noticed that every stall was filled. By this time I felt like I had a river ready to spring from my ass. With only seconds of control left, I knew I had to make some kind of decision or deal with my pants full of runny ****. I dropped my pants and squatted over the urinal and let it go. A big "BLAAAATT" sound followed by a river of brown water filled up the urinal. About that time one of the stalls opened and it was one of the restaurant employees that had been taking a ****. He stared at me and walked out of the bathroom. I could hear him telling the other employees that I was ****ting in the urinal. I wiped my ass, pulled up my pants and flew out of the bathroom. I grabbed my wife's fork out of her hand and pulled her up and said we have to leave now. I explained on the way to the car. We never ate there again. *So, how does your taking heavy duty antibiotics, qualify you to tell people to not eat at any Canadian Restaurant???? Because that slop made me sick. *Do you somehow think this was caused by the restaurant???? Absolutely. *And by the way, did you pay the bill? Pay for the runs? You're kidding right? Bad food does NOT work that fast. It doesn't matter... the imagery alone is enough to make it the post- of-the-day! |
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