I want to marry my dog!

In article . net,
Light Templar wrote:
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So retards *can't* marry?

It depends on the state, but in most states, a lower level IQ is set and
below that people are not allowed to give "informed consent" without either
state approval, or parent/guardian approval, and/or court approval. It
depends on the state and the system they have in place. Here in Michigan,
I believe that an IQ of 45 and below is the standard used.

Very minimal math skills then will tell you that a normal 10 year old has
more ability and right to give consent than a 21 year old with a 45 IQ.

(Yes, IQ is, basically, a percentage)

So...

"Kenny McCormack" wrote in message
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In article . net,
Light Templar wrote:
...
So retards *can't* marry?

It depends on the state, but in most states, a lower level IQ is set and
below that people are not allowed to give "informed consent" without
either
state approval, or parent/guardian approval, and/or court approval. It
depends on the state and the system they have in place. Here in
Michigan,
I believe that an IQ of 45 and below is the standard used.

Very minimal math skills then will tell you that a normal 10 year old has
more ability and right to give consent than a 21 year old with a 45 IQ.

(Yes, IQ is, basically, a percentage)

So...

So, by law a 10 year old cannot give informed consent, IQ is only one of the
issues involved. Emotional maturity/stability, economic concerns, etc.
Under the law, a ten year-old has no right to informed consent for the
purposes of sex/marriage.

Light Templar wrote:

"Buckaroo Banzai" wrote in message
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"Robert" wrote in message
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You are so stupid.

Let's argue with your strawman.

No, you can't marry your dog. Your dog cannot consent as an adult. It
does
not have the mental capacity to consent.

Your neighbor's python does not have the mental capacity to consent.

Your co-workers six year old does not have the mental capcacity to
consent.

And you don't have the mental capacity to intelligently argue this.

So retards *can't* marry?

It depends on the state, but in most states, a lower level IQ is set and
below that people are not allowed to give "informed consent" without either
state approval, or parent/guardian approval, and/or court approval. It
depends on the state and the system they have in place. Here in Michigan,
I believe that an IQ of 45 and below is the standard used.


It's a good thing Bush did not live in your state.

"David.Callyar" wrote in message
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Light Templar wrote:

"Buckaroo Banzai" wrote in message
news

"Robert" wrote in message
. com...
You are so stupid.

Let's argue with your strawman.

No, you can't marry your dog. Your dog cannot consent as an adult.
It
does
not have the mental capacity to consent.

Your neighbor's python does not have the mental capacity to consent.

Your co-workers six year old does not have the mental capcacity to
consent.

And you don't have the mental capacity to intelligently argue this.

So retards *can't* marry?

It depends on the state, but in most states, a lower level IQ is set and
below that people are not allowed to give "informed consent" without
either
state approval, or parent/guardian approval, and/or court approval. It
depends on the state and the system they have in place. Here in
Michigan,
I believe that an IQ of 45 and below is the standard used.


It's a good thing Bush did not live in your state.

His kind of nutzo crap wouldn't last too long here. He wouldn't have been
elected dog catcher, much less govenor. Only in Texas.

In article , Julian D.
wrote:

-On Tue, 24 Feb 2004 20:47:18 -0500, The Grammer Genious
wrote:
-
-Tom wrote:
-
- Can I marry my dog?
-
-This is EXACTLY the kind of things people said when it was proposed that
whites
-and blacks could marry. And it's the same ugly thing.
-
-
-What if 3 men want to marry each other?

Look up "polgamy" at www.findlaw.com


-Where does it end?

The same place heterosexual marriage currently ends.


-JD
-
-
-"Some have said we must not act until the threat is imminent. Since when
have terrorists and
-tyrants announced their intentions, politely putting us on notice before
they strike?
-If this threat is permitted to fully and suddenly emerge, all actions,
all words and all recriminations
-would come too late."
- -President George W. Bush
- January 28, 2003
- (Another liberal lie exposed.)
-
-"This time, I think the Americans are serious.
-Bush is not Clinton. I think this is the end."
- -Uday Hussein
-
-"There's no question that Saddam Hussein is a threat to the United States
-and to our allies."
-Former Vermont Governor Howard Dean
-Face the Nation
-September 2002

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NEWSFLASH:

Man goes to supreme court to debate his god given right to marry himself.

(Think of tax deductions, all your alimony payments go to yourself when you
divorce yourself etc). And when yo screw up, you can truly and honestly always
blame your spouse :-)

Tom writes:

Now that homos can marry each other and marriage no longer means union
between a man and a woman I was thinking, I really love my dog, he
loves me, we've been together for 5 years (long term commited
relationship) and we plan on spending the rest of our lives together.
Can I marry my dog?

How about a lioness? You'll probably have to date her first, of
course, and provide her with dinner.

We'll see if she says, "I do" or "I love these things - soft, chewy,
and no hair or hide to spoil the taste."

What if 3 men want to marry each other?
Where does it end?


JD

I guess that mormons are safe.... it's perfectly alright for a man to have
five wives.. The gays could say that "heterosexuality" is a "slippery
slope"..

Mate!!!! It's YOUR business - no-one elses!! You marry (whatever that is)
whoever or whatever you please!!!




"Tom" wrote in message
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Now that homos can marry each other and marriage no longer means union
between a man and a woman I was thinking, I really love my dog, he
loves me, we've been together for 5 years (long term commited
relationship) and we plan on spending the rest of our lives together.
Can I marry my dog?

Also, my neighbor has a Burmese python that he feels the same way
about. Can they get married?

Also, one of the guys at work wants to know if he can marry his 6 year
old daughter.

By the way, I signed a 30 year mortgage when I bought my house. Can
we be considered married?

It ends at the Constitutionally required "Rational Basis" for a
discriminatory law. What is the rational basis for discriminating against
gays?? There isn't one. There are several ample reasons for not allowing
three men/women to marry -- from child custody to inheritance. Use your
brain and study your government and it's most important document before you
go around spouting off your baseless charges that other people don't know
what they're thinking by fighting for their rights.

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http://www.gentlemanjim.net/
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so." -- Will Rogers



"Julian D." wrote in message
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On Tue, 24 Feb 2004 20:47:18 -0500, The Grammer Genious
wrote:

Tom wrote:

Can I marry my dog?

This is EXACTLY the kind of things people said when it was proposed that
whites
and blacks could marry. And it's the same ugly thing.


What if 3 men want to marry each other?
Where does it end?


JD


"Some have said we must not act until the threat is imminent. Since when
have terrorists and
tyrants announced their intentions, politely putting us on notice before
they strike?
If this threat is permitted to fully and suddenly emerge, all actions, all
words and all recriminations
would come too late."
-President George W. Bush
January 28, 2003
(Another liberal lie exposed.)

"This time, I think the Americans are serious.
Bush is not Clinton. I think this is the end."
-Uday Hussein

"There's no question that Saddam Hussein is a threat to the United States
and to our allies."
Former Vermont Governor Howard Dean
Face the Nation
September 2002