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**** on your pants in Ryanair flights
The Irish company has been innovative lately. Now the latest plan to "make
flying cheaper" is to introduce chargeable lavatories onboard. Perhaps a flight attendant collects the fee. Or perhaps bolts of the lavatory doors will be replaced to similar ones we can see in many other public loos: put a coin to the slot and the door opens for those who are seeking relief. Naturally in these high tech days there will be a slot for credit cards as well. 50 pence for emptying a bladder and a whole pound for emptying a rectum. For washing hands one pays 10 pence for each decilitre of water, 15 pence for each five millilitres of soap and 5 pence for each piece of tissue used. |
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**** on your pants in Ryanair flights
On Feb 27, 12:00*pm, "Markku Grönroos" wrote:
The Irish company has been innovative lately. Now the latest plan to "make flying cheaper" is to introduce chargeable lavatories onboard. Perhaps a flight attendant collects the fee. Or perhaps bolts of the lavatory doors will be replaced to similar ones we can see in many other public loos: put a coin to the slot and the door opens for those who are seeking relief. Naturally in these high tech days there will be a slot for credit cards as well. 50 pence for emptying a bladder and a whole pound for emptying a rectum. For washing hands one pays 10 pence for each decilitre of water, 15 pence for each five millilitres of soap and 5 pence for each piece of tissue used. I think you mean, "**** 'in' your pants" HTH |
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**** on your pants in Ryanair flights
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The Irish company has been innovative lately. Now the latest plan to "make flying cheaper" is to introduce chargeable lavatories onboard. Perhaps a flight attendant collects the fee. Or perhaps bolts of the lavatory doors will be replaced to similar ones we can see in many other public loos: put a coin to the slot and the door opens for those who are seeking relief. Naturally in these high tech days there will be a slot for credit cards as well. 50 pence for emptying a bladder and a whole pound for emptying a rectum. For washing hands one pays 10 pence for each decilitre of water, 15 pence for each five millilitres of soap and 5 pence for each piece of tissue used. I guess they could do it like those German Sanifair restrooms on the autobahn, 50c for an entrance ticket which you can use to pay for purchases. Will Ryanair have cleaning ladies sitting outside the toilets? Or maybe the FAs will wear pinnies and rubber gloves? T. |
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