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Old February 27th, 2009, 12:00 PM posted to rec.travel.europe
Markku Grönroos
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The Irish company has been innovative lately. Now the latest plan to "make
flying cheaper" is to introduce chargeable lavatories onboard. Perhaps a
flight attendant collects the fee. Or perhaps bolts of the lavatory doors
will be replaced to similar ones we can see in many other public loos: put a
coin to the slot and the door opens for those who are seeking relief.
Naturally in these high tech days there will be a slot for credit cards as
well. 50 pence for emptying a bladder and a whole pound for emptying a
rectum. For washing hands one pays 10 pence for each decilitre of water, 15
pence for each five millilitres of soap and 5 pence for each piece of tissue
used.

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Old February 27th, 2009, 12:36 PM posted to rec.travel.europe
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On Feb 27, 12:00*pm, "Markku Grönroos" wrote:
The Irish company has been innovative lately. Now the latest plan to "make
flying cheaper" is to introduce chargeable lavatories onboard. Perhaps a
flight attendant collects the fee. Or perhaps bolts of the lavatory doors
will be replaced to similar ones we can see in many other public loos: put a
coin to the slot and the door opens for those who are seeking relief.
Naturally in these high tech days there will be a slot for credit cards as
well. 50 pence for emptying a bladder and a whole pound for emptying a
rectum. For washing hands one pays 10 pence for each decilitre of water, 15
pence for each five millilitres of soap and 5 pence for each piece of tissue
used.


I think you mean, "**** 'in' your pants"

HTH
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Old February 27th, 2009, 04:43 PM posted to rec.travel.europe
Tom P[_4_]
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Default **** on your pants in Ryanair flights

wrote:
The Irish company has been innovative lately. Now the latest plan to
"make flying cheaper" is to introduce chargeable lavatories onboard.
Perhaps a flight attendant collects the fee. Or perhaps bolts of the
lavatory doors will be replaced to similar ones we can see in many other
public loos: put a coin to the slot and the door opens for those who are
seeking relief. Naturally in these high tech days there will be a slot
for credit cards as well. 50 pence for emptying a bladder and a whole
pound for emptying a rectum. For washing hands one pays 10 pence for
each decilitre of water, 15 pence for each five millilitres of soap and
5 pence for each piece of tissue used.


I guess they could do it like those German Sanifair restrooms on the
autobahn, 50c for an entrance ticket which you can use to pay for
purchases. Will Ryanair have cleaning ladies sitting outside the
toilets? Or maybe the FAs will wear pinnies and rubber gloves?


T.
 




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