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Old February 1st, 2004, 10:58 PM
4000 psi
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a passenger sitting next to you is nervously pushing a button inside his
coat pocket or is trying to light the soul of his shoe on fire in an
apparent attempt to blow the aircraft to pieces ... i mean is it acceptable
etiquette to employ a karate chop to the neck or a roundhouse kick to the
head ... please advise?!



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Old February 1st, 2004, 11:19 PM
David Bennetts
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"4000 psi" wrote in message
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a passenger sitting next to you is nervously pushing a button inside his
coat pocket or is trying to light the soul of his shoe on fire in an
apparent attempt to blow the aircraft to pieces ... i mean is it

acceptable
etiquette to employ a karate chop to the neck or a roundhouse kick to the
head ... please advise?!

No - just sit there and do nothing to ensure that you're not sued
posthumously for assault
Troll!

Regards

David Bennetts


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Old February 2nd, 2004, 02:37 AM
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"David Bennetts" wrote in message
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"4000 psi" wrote in message
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a passenger sitting next to you is nervously pushing a button inside his
coat pocket or is trying to light the soul of his shoe on fire in an
apparent attempt to blow the aircraft to pieces ... i mean is it

acceptable
etiquette to employ a karate chop to the neck or a roundhouse kick to

the
head ... please advise?!

No - just sit there and do nothing to ensure that you're not sued
posthumously for assault


that is exactly what my attorney said

Troll!


not me!


Regards

David Bennetts




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Old February 2nd, 2004, 02:37 AM
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"4000 psi" wrote in message
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a passenger sitting next to you is nervously pushing a button inside

his
coat pocket or is trying to light the soul of his shoe on fire


I wouldn't worry about a shoe's soul......now if someone is messing with

its
SOLE that might be a different story....


damn spell-checkers




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Old February 2nd, 2004, 05:53 PM
Dave Proctor
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On Sun, 1 Feb 2004 13:58:02 -0800, "4000 psi"
wrote:

a passenger sitting next to you is nervously pushing a button inside his
coat pocket or is trying to light the soul of his shoe on fire in an
apparent attempt to blow the aircraft to pieces ... i mean is it acceptable
etiquette to employ a karate chop to the neck or a roundhouse kick to the
head ... please advise?!


I think you should run a rubber hose from the exhaust pipe of your car
into the inside of your car, start the engine and then sit there and
suck in the fumes.

Dave

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NSW Rural Fire Service - become a volunteer today.

http://www.rfs.nsw.gov.au/
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Old February 2nd, 2004, 09:05 PM
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don't have a car what to do?

"Dave Proctor" wrote in message
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On Sun, 1 Feb 2004 13:58:02 -0800, "4000 psi"
wrote:

a passenger sitting next to you is nervously pushing a button inside his
coat pocket or is trying to light the soul of his shoe on fire in an
apparent attempt to blow the aircraft to pieces ... i mean is it

acceptable
etiquette to employ a karate chop to the neck or a roundhouse kick to the
head ... please advise?!


I think you should run a rubber hose from the exhaust pipe of your car
into the inside of your car, start the engine and then sit there and
suck in the fumes.

Dave

=====

NSW Rural Fire Service - become a volunteer today.

http://www.rfs.nsw.gov.au/



 




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