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European Women vs American Women
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There are groups for jokes.
This group is only for martin's own private jokes. "luckym" a écrit dans le message de news: ... http://www.jokefrog.com/pic.shtml?1400.jpg |
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"luckym" wrote in message ups.com... http://www.jokefrog.com/pic.shtml?1400.jpg Sad, butt oh so very true. According to library records here in Austin a lot of people are reading "French Women Don't Get Fat" so maybe there is some hope. Not in my lifetime though. |
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http://www.jokefrog.com/pic.shtml?1400.jpg
"Great Offers: Free one year supply of Lay Chips!" Hmmm. Would that be a European or US one-year supply? ============== j-c ====== @ ====== purr . demon . co . uk ============== Jack Campin: 11 Third St, Newtongrange EH22 4PU, Scotland | tel 0131 660 4760 http://www.purr.demon.co.uk/jack/ for CD-ROMs and free | fax 0870 0554 975 stuff: Scottish music, food intolerance, & Mac logic fonts | mob 07800 739 557 |
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luckym wrote:
http://www.jokefrog.com/pic.shtml?1400.jpg Well, this one's not new, I think I even posted it myself before. For those who feel this picture to be an insult to their American honor, the powers of observation might help: The right picture is clearly taken in Germany or maybe Austria. The original beergarden furniture together with the typical, awful still very common type of fence ("Jägerzaun") are conspicuous evidence. Okay, we brought some beergarden furniture to the US in 1996 for an Oktoberfest event in Michigan, but in this completely tasteless combination with the fence - No, it's clearly Germany. And yes, we have fat gals, too. Jens BTW: Guess the profession of the young lady on the left picture! Fur'f n crqvngevp ahefr. |
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Martin wrote:
In fact "she" is a Dutch transvestite. Okay, let's plan a get-together. I'll bring the nurse and you'll bring the transvestite. Then let's see. Isn't it interesting, in how different circles people are moving? :-D Jens |
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Following up to pantagruel
butt oh so very true. Freudian slip? here in Austin a lot of people are reading "French Women Don't Get Fat" -- Mike Reid Walk-eat-UK "http://www.fellwalk.co.uk" -- you can email us@ this site Walk-eat-Spain "http://www.fell-walker.co.uk" -- dontuse@ all, it's a spamtrap Photos of both "http://www.lawn-mower-man.co.uk" |
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Following up to Martin
a prat playing an electric guitar now that's something I haven't seen. I assume a plectrum was required? -- Mike Reid Walk-eat-UK "http://www.fellwalk.co.uk" -- you can email us@ this site Walk-eat-Spain "http://www.fell-walker.co.uk" -- dontuse@ all, it's a spamtrap Photos of both "http://www.lawn-mower-man.co.uk" |
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On Tue, 04 Oct 2005 12:35:59 +0200, Martin wrote:
On Tue, 04 Oct 2005 11:34:41 +0100, The Reids wrote: Following up to Martin a prat playing an electric guitar now that's something I haven't seen. Mixi will give you the URL. I assume a plectrum was required? To play an 'air on a G string? It was an air guitar? -- Tim C. |
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Martin wrote:
I read in the local paper that beer sales at the Oktoberfest were down again this year Here's some numbers for you: year beer sold (liters/mass) ------------------------------- 1950 1501200 1960 2875100 1970 3998500 1980 3843800 1981 4243400 1982 4332300 1983 4576000 1984 4971300 1985 5454100 1986 5380700 1987 5281700 1988 5095100 1989 5124100 1990 5430000 1991 5468600 1992 4888800 1993 5193300 1994 5210800 1995 5016200 1996 5262200 1997 5589100 1998 5478200 1999 6005400 2000 6459100 2001 4869800 2002 5761400 2003 6229400 2004 6116300 2005 6100000 (estimated Saturday evening) BTW: The Oktoberfest had most visitors (better: visits) ever in 1985 with about 7.1 millon. something to do with charging Euro7 for a half filled/empty litre glass of beer. That would be legitimate. However, I am afraid it has to do more with the bad weather in the second half of the event. People do not like to sit in the "gardens" when it's raining. Worse still on German TV I saw that the Spaten tent had a prat playing an electric guitar instead of a real Bavarian brass band. That's not new either. If you like brass, try http://www.globalkryner.at/. Jens |
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