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Win a FREE holiday for 2 to "Middle Earth" - New Zealand!
Hi everyone,
A $1 could win you a FREE holiday for 2 to "Middle Earth", New Zealand! Sounds too good to be true? Please visit our website http://www.portluck.net to find out! Hurry cos we are going places! Regards Portluck Team |
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Win a FREE holiday for 2 to "Middle Earth" - New Zealand!
"Portluck" spammed: Hurry cos we are going places! Yeah, the bit bucket because your ISP and hosts are now aware of your spamming |
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Win a FREE holiday for 2 to "Middle Earth" - New Zealand!
On Wed, 10 Dec 2003 21:18:52 +0800, Portluck
wrote: Hi everyone, A $1 could win you a FREE holiday for 2 to "Middle Earth", New Zealand! Sounds too good to be true? Please visit our website http://www.portluck.net to find out! Hurry cos we are going places! Regards Portluck Team Hi Having just re-read "Lord of the Rings" in anticipation of the latest film, I am afraid that "Middle Earth" has lost it's appeal for me. For starters, Just after the Barrow Downs, Tom Bombadil persuades the hobbits (small child-like figures of course) to remove all their clothes and dance naked on the grass. Hmm!!! suspicious or what??? Later in Rivendell, Bilbo is wondering about a suitable ending to his history of Middle Earth and suggests; quote:- "and they all settled down and lived together happily ever after." ALL of them, living TOGETHER??? I always thought there was something suspicious about the way Frodo and Sam are always holding hands. I can well imagine the headlines;- "Nine in a bed gay sex romps in Rivendell." And to cap it all, I have realized that Gandalf speaks just like Frank Bruno the boxer - innit. Entering the Mines of Moria Gandalf actually says, "We had better halt here for the night - know what I mean?" Nah!! Keep your Middle Earth tours, thank you. Regards KGB -----= Posted via Newsfeeds.Com, Uncensored Usenet News =----- http://www.newsfeeds.com - The #1 Newsgroup Service in the World! -----== Over 100,000 Newsgroups - 19 Different Servers! =----- |
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