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Why Not Natural Gas As Airplane Fuel ?



 
 
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Old August 20th, 2008, 02:53 AM posted to rec.travel.air
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Default Why Not Natural Gas As Airplane Fuel ?

On Tue, 19 Aug 2008 17:48:25 +0200, Tom P
wrote:

Robert Cohen wrote:
too combustible - citation?
stuff is very dangerous liquified - citation?
it doesn't have the ooomph w/o tres cher dangerous additives - citation?
so, neverminddddd


Natural gas simply doesnt have as much energy content per
kilogram as avgas (aviation gasoline) or the various types of jet
fuel. It could be done, but probably not economically.

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Old August 20th, 2008, 06:51 AM posted to rec.travel.air
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Default Why Not Natural Gas As Airplane Fuel ?

Bob Myers wrote:

What I really wanna know is why we don't see
more coal-fired aircraft....


I'm waiting for the nukes.
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Old August 20th, 2008, 01:01 PM posted to rec.travel.air
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Default Why Not Natural Gas As Airplane Fuel ?

On Aug 20, 1:51*am, mrtravel wrote:
Bob Myers wrote:
What I really wanna know is why we don't see
more coal-fired aircraft....


I'm waiting for the nukes.


in the middle of the 20th century---i am not making this up--nitro
glycerin (dynamite) was joked amongst neighbor
kids as the way to really speed

this part i am making-up:

apparently a party was caught (maybe killed) using it at the local
race track,

how would they know about it if people weren't experimenting with it

so, it immediately (and STP) came to mind when i was thinking
"additives"
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Old August 26th, 2008, 08:38 PM posted to rec.travel.air
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Why not use passenger flatuence?

The plane would never run out of fuel if they fed the pasengers the
right food!

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Old August 27th, 2008, 12:57 AM posted to rec.travel.air
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On Aug 26, 3:38*pm, wrote:
Why not use passenger flatuence?

The plane would never run out of fuel if they fed the pasengers the
right food!


Did you plagarize that joke from the Mel Brooks Collection ?

He did that semi-terrific mock cowboy-astronaut-circus freak-
Hitchcockian movie BLAZING SADDLES--SPACE BALLS--ELEPHANT MAN--HIGH
ANXIETY in which the burp-tagonists consumed baked beans around a
campfire to fulfill a similar corn-flakey adolescent joke*

*not that there's anything gauche about that
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Old August 27th, 2008, 03:30 AM posted to rec.travel.air
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No this is not a joke!

While much of our farm prducts are being used for bio fuels, why not use
the waste AFTER the products are digested.

Everyone knows how explosive digestive gas is, so is the manure, dung
etc.

Who needs expensive imported fuel, when we make it ourselves!

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Old August 27th, 2008, 04:17 AM posted to rec.travel.air
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Default Why Not Human & animal Gas As All Fuels ?

On Aug 26, 10:30*pm, wrote:
No this is not a joke!

While much of our farm prducts are being used for bio fuels, why not use
the waste AFTER the products are digested.

Everyone knows how explosive digestive gas is, so is the manure, dung
etc.

Who needs expensive imported fuel, when we make it ourselves!


alternative bad punchlines to be swiftly rejected by READER'S DISGUST:

Feed the mooches (passengers) wth chili and unrefrigerated mayonaise

Filler-up with roto rooter septic tank truck methyl

Super Toilet Bowl Commercial: "at Pratty & Whitt, your feces is our
most important ingredient"









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Old August 28th, 2008, 08:11 PM posted to rec.travel.air
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No Problem

The methane gas is collected by a small pipe that the passenger sits on
in his seat.

If the passenger fails to contribute his or her quota he is charged a
fuel surgharge at the end of the fight.



 




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