OT but irresistible - Uday & Qusay's siblings

Wish I'd come up with this one (from a friend):


Now that Uday & Qusay are gone, some lesser-known
siblings have been discovered :

The Brothers :

Guday...............the half-Australian brother
Sooflay ............the restauranteur
Huray...............the sports fanatic
Sashay..............the gay brother
Kuntay &Kintay.....the twins from the African mother
Sayhay..............the baseball player
Ojay................the stalker/murderer
Gulay...............the singer/entertainer
Ebay................the internet czar
Biliray.............the country music star
Ecksray.............the radiologist
Puray...............the blender factory owner
Regay...............the half-Jamaican brother
Tupay...............the one with bad hair

The Sisters :

Lattay..............the coffee shop owner
Bufay...............the 300 pound sister
Dushay..............the clean sister
Phayray.............the zoo worker in the gorilla house
Sapheway............the grocery store owner
Olay................the half-Mexican sister
Gudlay..............the prostitute

[There's also Oyvey, but the family doesn't
like to talk about him].

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Traveler