Anyone interested in a cruise to hell?

Lucifer told me that he and his fellow devils and demons have prepared
hell for some visitors and he said it would be a really nice and
rewarding cruise for everyone : Places, no living man has ever seen ,
the best food you can imagine , sex , everything you want.

The best : The price !

You only need to pay your soul , one soul for the cruise of your life.

So join now !

Get a life.


"Adam Ben Nalois" wrote in message
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Lucifer told me that he and his fellow devils and demons have prepared
hell for some visitors and he said it would be a really nice and
rewarding cruise for everyone : Places, no living man has ever seen ,
the best food you can imagine , sex , everything you want.

The best : The price !

You only need to pay your soul , one soul for the cruise of your life.

So join now !

The tender doesn't take you there ... but it is only a short bus ride ... use
any Western Carib cruise that includes Grand Cayman ...


Be seeing you
In the Village
Number 6

One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in
despair, he has his first meeting with the devil...

Satan: Why so glum?

Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell!

Satan: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You
a drinking man?

Guy: Sure, I love to drink.

Satan: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays that's all we
do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet tab and
fresca... we drink till we throw up and then we drink some more! And
we don't worry about getting a hangover, because you're dead anyway.

Guy: Gee, that sounds great!

Satan: You a smoker?

Guy: You better believe it!

Satan: All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars
from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer -
no biggie, you're already dead, remember?

Guy: Wow... that's awesome!

Satan: I bet you like to gamble.

Guy: Why yes, as a matter of fact I do.

Satan: Cause Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, Blackjack,
Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt... you're dead
anyhow.
What about Drugs?!?

Guy: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...

Satan: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great
big bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine.
You can do all the drugs you want, you're dead, who cares.

Guy: WOW! I never realized Hell was such a cool place!

Satan: You gay?

Guy: No...

Satan: Ooooh... You're gonna hate Fridays.

(Adam Ben Nalois) wrote in message . com...
Lucifer told me that he and his fellow devils and demons have prepared
hell for some visitors and he said it would be a really nice and
rewarding cruise for everyone : Places, no living man has ever seen ,
the best food you can imagine , sex , everything you want.

The best : The price !

You only need to pay your soul , one soul for the cruise of your life.

So join now !

Have been to Hell and had a great time. Still have my soul too.
Norma