Singer caught masturbating on flight

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Singer Crespo accused of masturbating on plane
35 minutes ago

MIAMI (AP) - Merengue star Elvis Crespo is being investigated after a
woman said she saw him masturbating on an airplane en route from Houston
to Miami.

According to a Miami-Dade County police report, the Grammy winner was
doing it in view of other passengers on a flight last week. That
prompted the plane's captain to radio Miami International Airport.

Officers interviewed the Puerto Rican singer upon his arrival but did
not arrest him. No charges have been filed, but an investigation
continues.

When asked by police about the incident, Crespo said: "I don't recall
doing that."

His publicist did not immediately return a message left Wednesday by The
Associated Press.


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Elvis Crespo's not so suave moment
posted by Jeannette Rivera-Lyles on Mar 25, 2009 3:45:42 PM

Some things are not meant to be done in public, not even suavemente.

Singer Elvis Crespo, a popular merengue singer that has led the Latin
pop charts, apparently learned this the hard way. A woman sitting next
to him last week in a flight from Texas to Miami, told police he had
been, well, masturbating under a blanket.

The passenger said that at one point the blanket moved, leaving Crespo's
genitals exposed.

Newspaper stories in Puerto Rico's El Nuevo Día and Primera Hora added
that at least one flight attendant approached the singer and asked him
to stop.

Crespo's claim to fame is his 1999 hit Suavemente, for which he got his
first Latin Grammy nomination.

When interrogated by the police, Crespo allegedely said he "did not
remember" the incident. A bad case of jetlag?

In article ,
"Pleasure Airlines" wrote:

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D975A7P00

Singer Crespo accused of masturbating on plane
35 minutes ago

MIAMI (AP) - Merengue star Elvis Crespo is being investigated after a
woman said she saw him masturbating on an airplane en route from Houston
to Miami.

According to a Miami-Dade County police report, the Grammy winner was
doing it in view of other passengers on a flight last week. That
prompted the plane's captain to radio Miami International Airport.

Officers interviewed the Puerto Rican singer upon his arrival but did
not arrest him. No charges have been filed, but an investigation
continues.


Did anyone ask to shake his hand???

"Pleasure Airlines" wrote in
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XLtotDagD975A7P00

Singer Crespo accused of masturbating on plane
35 minutes ago

MIAMI (AP) - Merengue star Elvis Crespo is being investigated after a
woman said she saw him masturbating on an airplane en route from
Houston to Miami.

According to a Miami-Dade County police report, the Grammy winner was
doing it in view of other passengers on a flight last week. That
prompted the plane's captain to radio Miami International Airport.

Officers interviewed the Puerto Rican singer upon his arrival but did
not arrest him. No charges have been filed, but an investigation
continues.

When asked by police about the incident, Crespo said: "I don't recall
doing that."

His publicist did not immediately return a message left Wednesday by
The Associated Press.

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crespos-not-so-suave-moment.html

Elvis Crespo's not so suave moment
posted by Jeannette Rivera-Lyles on Mar 25, 2009 3:45:42 PM

Some things are not meant to be done in public, not even suavemente.

Singer Elvis Crespo, a popular merengue singer that has led the Latin
pop charts, apparently learned this the hard way. A woman sitting next
to him last week in a flight from Texas to Miami, told police he had
been, well, masturbating under a blanket.

The passenger said that at one point the blanket moved, leaving
Crespo's genitals exposed.

Newspaper stories in Puerto Rico's El Nuevo Día and Primera Hora added
that at least one flight attendant approached the singer and asked him
to stop.

Crespo's claim to fame is his 1999 hit Suavemente, for which he got
his first Latin Grammy nomination.

When interrogated by the police, Crespo allegedely said he "did not
remember" the incident. A bad case of jetlag?

I thought it was Brian Singer.

"Pleasure Airlines" wrote in message
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Singer Crespo accused of masturbating on plane
35 minutes ago

MIAMI (AP) - Merengue star Elvis Crespo is being investigated after a
woman said she saw him masturbating on an airplane en route from Houston
to Miami.

According to a Miami-Dade County police report, the Grammy winner was
doing it in view of other passengers on a flight last week. That prompted
the plane's captain to radio Miami International Airport.

Officers interviewed the Puerto Rican singer upon his arrival but did not
arrest him. No charges have been filed, but an investigation continues.

When asked by police about the incident, Crespo said: "I don't recall
doing that."

His publicist did not immediately return a message left Wednesday by The
Associated Press.


http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/new...ve-moment.html
Elvis Crespo's not so suave moment
posted by Jeannette Rivera-Lyles on Mar 25, 2009 3:45:42 PM

Some things are not meant to be done in public, not even suavemente.

Singer Elvis Crespo, a popular merengue singer that has led the Latin pop
charts, apparently learned this the hard way. A woman sitting next to him
last week in a flight from Texas to Miami, told police he had been, well,
masturbating under a blanket.

The passenger said that at one point the blanket moved, leaving Crespo's
genitals exposed.

Newspaper stories in Puerto Rico's El Nuevo Día and Primera Hora added
that at least one flight attendant approached the singer and asked him to
stop.

Crespo's claim to fame is his 1999 hit Suavemente, for which he got his
first Latin Grammy nomination.

When interrogated by the police, Crespo allegedely said he "did not
remember" the incident. A bad case of jetlag?

Jerk.

On Mar 25, 8:19�pm, (Dennis M) wrote:
When asked by police about the incident, Crespo said: "I don't recall
doing that."
A bad case of jetlag?

More likely some good ecstasy-laced weed.

(Insert "joystick" joke here.)

tomcervo wrote:
On Mar 25, 8:19�pm, (Dennis M) wrote:
When asked by police about the incident, Crespo said: "I don't recall
doing that."
A bad case of jetlag?
More likely some good ecstasy-laced weed.

(Insert "joystick" joke here.)


Wait until somebody tells the poor son of a bitch that that doesn't get
him into the mile high club.

Dennis M wrote:
When asked by police about the incident, Crespo said: "I don't recall
doing that."

A bad case of jetlag?

More likely some good ecstasy-laced weed.


The guy just invented "sleepwanking".

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Singer Crespo accused of masturbating on plane
35 minutes ago

MIAMI (AP) - Merengue star Elvis Crespo is being investigated after a
woman said she saw him masturbating on an airplane en route from Houston
to Miami.

According to a Miami-Dade County police report, the Grammy winner was
doing it in view of other passengers on a flight last week. That prompted
the plane's captain to radio Miami International Airport.

Officers interviewed the Puerto Rican singer upon his arrival but did not
arrest him. No charges have been filed, but an investigation continues.

When asked by police about the incident, Crespo said: "I don't recall
doing that."

His publicist did not immediately return a message left Wednesday by The
Associated Press.


http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/new...ve-moment.html
Elvis Crespo's not so suave moment
posted by Jeannette Rivera-Lyles on Mar 25, 2009 3:45:42 PM

Some things are not meant to be done in public, not even suavemente.

Singer Elvis Crespo, a popular merengue singer that has led the Latin pop
charts, apparently learned this the hard way. A woman sitting next to him
last week in a flight from Texas to Miami, told police he had been, well,
masturbating under a blanket.

The passenger said that at one point the blanket moved, leaving Crespo's
genitals exposed.

Newspaper stories in Puerto Rico's El Nuevo Día and Primera Hora added
that at least one flight attendant approached the singer and asked him to
stop.

Crespo's claim to fame is his 1999 hit Suavemente, for which he got his
first Latin Grammy nomination.

When interrogated by the police, Crespo allegedely said he "did not
remember" the incident. A bad case of jetlag?


So does it count 'joining the mile high club' if you do it by yourself?

On Mar 25, 8:56*pm, "Syvyn11" wrote:
"Pleasure Airlines" wrote in message

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Singer Crespo accused of masturbating on plane
35 minutes ago

MIAMI (AP) - Merengue star Elvis Crespo is being investigated after a
woman said she saw him masturbating on an airplane en route from Houston
to Miami.

According to a Miami-Dade County police report, the Grammy winner was
doing it in view of other passengers on a flight last week. That prompted
the plane's captain to radio Miami International Airport.

Officers interviewed the Puerto Rican singer upon his arrival but did not
arrest him. No charges have been filed, but an investigation continues.

When asked by police about the incident, Crespo said: "I don't recall
doing that."

His publicist did not immediately return a message left Wednesday by The
Associated Press.

http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/new...009/03/elvis-c...
Elvis Crespo's not so suave moment
posted by Jeannette Rivera-Lyles on Mar 25, 2009 3:45:42 PM

Some things are not meant to be done in public, not even suavemente.

Singer Elvis Crespo, a popular merengue singer that has led the Latin pop
charts, apparently learned this the hard way. A woman sitting next to him
last week in a flight from Texas to Miami, told police he had been, well,
masturbating under a blanket.

The passenger said that at one point the blanket moved, leaving Crespo's
genitals exposed.

Newspaper stories in Puerto Rico's El Nuevo Día and Primera Hora added
that at least one flight attendant approached the singer and asked him to
stop.

Crespo's claim to fame is his 1999 hit Suavemente, for which he got his
first Latin Grammy nomination.

When interrogated by the police, Crespo allegedely said he "did not
remember" the incident. A bad case of jetlag?

So does it count 'joining the mile high club' if you do it by yourself?



Gotta hand it to him.....

pt

On Wed, 25 Mar 2009 18:19:10 -0400, "Pleasure Airlines"
puked:

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Singer Crespo accused of masturbating on plane
35 minutes ago

MIAMI (AP) - Merengue star Elvis Crespo is being investigated after a
woman said she saw him masturbating on an airplane en route from Houston
to Miami.

And to think they threw that breastfeeding woman off the plane...
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