What do airlines put in their food???

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"Camel Toe" wrote:

"Crazy Tribes Man" wrote in message
om...
All airlines dont serve meals anymore, they serve warmed excrement,
and here's a tip, don't fly the KLM from Washington Dulles to
Amsterdam, it then flys direct from Amsterdam to India, the smell of
indian people was gross, in recycled air conditioned aircraft.

The smell of B.O. and stale curry seeping from there skin, was in my
nose for the remainder of the day.

Plus when I flew KLM, to Amsterdam, there was so many middle eastern
people on board we got followed by a US fighter jet, very reassuring,
ahem.

Yuck....I would choose getting the ****s over sitting in a plane full of
unwashed indians with that horrible friggin cologne they splash on, or maybe
it isn't even cologne.





the answer is nightflight and a ****load of booze. so what if you're a
puking menace during landing? I promise you, they'll give you space.

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cow OUT!

Alan wrote in message
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On Tue, 27 Apr 2004 19:18:03 -0700, Stanley
wrote:

Just flew back home on United this sunday and I haven't been able to
stop ****ting for three days! What the hell was in that chicken? I'm
getting these real sticky messy ****s that come in waves, everytime I
think I'm done and I start wipe down comes another avalanche. Then I
just wipe and wipe and wipe but my ass is still dirty. I've gone
through about 20 Charmin *double* rolls in three days. And the farts,
they can be heard like ten houses down. I'm farting nonstop when I'm
not ****ting, and I'm ****ting when I'm not farting. The wife and the
dog won't come near me. Yesterday night we were watching tv and I let
out this deafening ship's horn type fart that rattled the walls and
shook the furniture. It felt like the titanic was about to come out
my ass so I ran to the toilet and sure enough, I gave birth to the
most humongous turd I've ever seen in my life. That thing must have
been at least 19" long. I felt like I'd just delivered septuplets
through my ass! Next time I fly I think I'll order the kosher meal.

I was expecting to see Sheldon's response to this right way?

Sheldon??????????

That's because he's the guilty party. Obviously the airlines have been
serving Sheldon's corned beef, and the results as you can see have been
disastrous.