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Flatuence in the air
A friend just returned from a really bad flight.
She had the center seat and the asile seat was taken by a serial farter. The perpitrator of this smelly problem never stopped throughout the flight, and she was trapped in her middle seat. What could she have done in this full flight, as she obvioudly could not change seats as she had the dredded middle seat and all other seats were occupied. Is she entitled to compensation from the airline? |
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wrote in message ... Is she entitled to compensation from the airline? Of course not. And you only get about 4 out of 10 on the troll-o-meter. Bob M. |
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wrote in message ... A friend just returned from a really bad flight. She had the center seat and the asile seat was taken by a serial farter. The perpitrator of this smelly problem never stopped throughout the flight, and she was trapped in her middle seat. What could she have done in this full flight, as she obvioudly could not change seats as she had the dredded middle seat and all other seats were occupied. Is she entitled to compensation from the airline? Did she have fart insurance? If not, she's out of luck. |
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Flatuence in the air
"Jim Davis" wrote in message m... wrote in message ... A friend just returned from a really bad flight. She had the center seat and the asile seat was taken by a serial farter. The perpitrator of this smelly problem never stopped throughout the flight, and she was trapped in her middle seat. What could she have done in this full flight, as she obvioudly could not change seats as she had the dredded middle seat and all other seats were occupied. Is she entitled to compensation from the airline? Did she have fart insurance? If not, she's out of luck. But now I can just see a whole new business opportunity via those little machines at the airport... Bob M. |
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Flatuence in the air
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A friend just returned from a really bad flight. She had the center seat and the asile seat was taken by a serial farter. The perpitrator of this smelly problem never stopped throughout the flight, and she was trapped in her middle seat. What could she have done in this full flight ... She could have used one of those little personal fans. |
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Flatuence in the air
"Rog'" wrote in message . .. wrote: A friend just returned from a really bad flight. She had the center seat and the asile seat was taken by a serial farter. The perpitrator of this smelly problem never stopped throughout the flight, and she was trapped in her middle seat. What could she have done in this full flight ... She could have used one of those little personal fans. Planes already have overhead air nozzles. Aim it on your face, and that's all folks. |
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Flatuence in the air
On Nov 3, 4:23*pm, "Jim Davis" wrote:
"Rog'" wrote in message . .. wrote: A friend just returned from a really bad flight. She had the center seat and the asile seat was taken by a serial farter. |
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Flatuence in the air
"Ivan Skivar" wrote in message ... On Nov 3, 4:23 pm, "Jim Davis" wrote: "Rog'" wrote in message . .. wrote: A friend just returned from a really bad flight. She had the center seat and the asile seat was taken by a serial farter. The perpitrator of this smelly problem never stopped throughout the flight, and she was trapped in her middle seat. What could she have done in this full flight ... She could have used one of those little personal fans. Planes already have overhead air nozzles. Aim it on your face, and that's all folks. This thread has got to be a troll. I think so too, but I was on a flight about a year ago, and the guy next to me had enough gas to take us all to Denver. |
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Flatuence in the air
"Jim Davis" wrote in message ... "Ivan Skivar" wrote in message ... On Nov 3, 4:23 pm, "Jim Davis" wrote: "Rog'" wrote in message . .. wrote: A friend just returned from a really bad flight. She had the center seat and the asile seat was taken by a serial farter. The perpitrator of this smelly problem never stopped throughout the flight, and she was trapped in her middle seat. What could she have done in this full flight ... She could have used one of those little personal fans. Planes already have overhead air nozzles. Aim it on your face, and that's all folks. This thread has got to be a troll. I think so too, but I was on a flight about a year ago, and the guy next to me had enough gas to take us all to Denver. Not so fast here. This is something I have wondered about every time I take a long haul flight. Recently, I had a bag of chips and noticed how puffed up it was when I went to open them. I figure that the air pressure in side the bag was greater than the air presssure in the cabin of the plane, therefore the bag looked overinflated. Why couldn't the same thing happen with gas in the intestines? If the air pressure in the plane cabin is lower than in the gut then the gas in the gut will expand and cause you difficulties. Is that not possible? Of course, I try to take ample quantities of Beano, or such to hold down the production of gas, but it is not 100% effective. |
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