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How do I avoid looking and acting American while traveling in Europe?
"Welsh Witch" wrote in message news Edwardized Yes!! Why don't you take a Welsh woman with you. That would have to be the best offer to date on the old Internet. Now me being too old to travel, I'll not be leaping to my feet and shouting "LET ME! LET ME!" But I will, with your kind permission, indulge in a bit of fantasy. Fantasy Mode on Sigh! Fantasy Mode off They have plenty to say in a notably different accent from American and would like a trip abroad:-) Just don't wear loud check trousers please! AND hey come on....there is more than one sort of English person and not many of us would say "fag" at least not unless you're still at school :-) I think you're being a bit paranoid loads of us LOVE the sunshine American people. You'd certainly be very welcome here. Come and have a look at Wales! Made me smile at your assessment of your compatriots...Have a nice holiday... |
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How do I avoid looking and acting American while traveling in Europe?
"Turlough" wrote in message ... Padraig Breathnach wrote: Turlough wrote: If the average Yank lost 25 stone, he'd fall through his arsehole and hang himself. 20 years ago or so, I spotted a McDonalds in Dublin. I recall saying to my wife, "Give them a generation or two, and the Europeans will be sporting the huge arses they accuse us of." I should have taken up fortune telling... So you suggest that it is McDonald's that are responsible? Not McDonald's per se, but the entire American diet. The results of studies on 2nd and 3rd generation Oriental-Am's has shown that the change to a western diet was a leading factor in increased cases of obesity and diabetes among that group. Urbanization, which usually leads to a decrease in normal daily exercise, and poverty are also relevant factors. But also increased height, Turlough, at least among the Japanese. Must have something to do with good red meat. |
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How do I avoid looking and acting American while traveling inEurope?
Welsh Witch wrote:
have been reports of attacks on US tourists. ************************** Maria. Where have you been? If I go on the search engine I use it will throw up this "Your request has returned over 1000 items so reword it please" What about Bali,I know Ausies were there too but also Americans and the blowing up int Africa...or do you just mean Europe? *********************************************** But the trouble with that is you're getting multiple hits for single events. I've just tried "Lockerbie bombing" (with quote marks so it's searching for that exact phrase) and Google's given me 13,300 hits even though there was only one Lockerbie bombing. Steve |
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How do I avoid looking and acting American while traveling inEurope?
It is obvious from your lest and probably you demeanor that you are an
"American," so there is no point in trying to hide it. In general, people don't mind you being an "American" as much as people mind being insulted. Pay attention to people and be courteous and people will reciprocate. John Mullen Mean Mr Mustard wrote: Unfortunately, I drew the short straw and will be heading to Europe on a business trip this summer. Now my primary concern is just making sure I get through this trip and back to the US safely in one piece. I figure this will be a challenging task with all the reports of anti-American protests and assaults on American tourists. That said I'm trying to compile a list of tactics that will prevent me from being a target: 1. Never dress casual - I figure most Americans can be spotted a mile away by something "wrong" with their wardrobe. Tailored English suit should help keep me out of trouble. 2. No shouting or raised voices - Always speak at a level tone 3. Show no emotion – No laughing, no smiling, no signs of frustration or desperation. 4. Do not leave the hotel except for business – When the business meetings are over, head straight back to the hotel and stay there. 5. No American greetings – "Hey", "Hi", "Howdy" and "Yo" are banned. 6. No hand gestures when talking – especially no pointing 7. Walk upright; do not flail arms too wildly when walking. 8. "Bob's Your Uncle" – Rumor has it that this phrase will stop an on coming mob of hooligans in their tracks but I haven't confirmed this? 9. Correct words - "petrol" instead of "gas" or "fag" instead of "cigarrette" 10. Little Canadian flag lapel pin - Last resort, but I think the Europeans would just assume I'm an American trying to fool them with a little Canadian flag pin. Any other suggestions? |
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How do I avoid looking and acting American while traveling in Europe?
What's wrong with being American?
If someone has a problem with that then that is their own problem not yours. While In Europe stick in white, Christian, European zones, avoid ghettos, Arabs or anyone who looks a little dusky, wears a long shirt and is ticking. If in Britain avoid parts of big cities, such as Manningham in Bradford, Glodwick in Oldham, anywhere in Birmingham etc, they have many Muslims and the police are not allowed to give assistance if you are accosted. You should in general be OK in Europe with Europeans and the British. Good luck. |
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How do I avoid looking and acting American while traveling in Europe?
On Sun, 06 Jun 2004 15:55:30 +0200, Magda wrote:
On Sun, 6 Jun 2004 13:35:30 +0100, in rec.travel.europe, "The Rifleman" arranged some electrons, so they looked like this : ... I was watching him on telly at the D-Day remembrance yesterday. He ... looked like a grinning loon! ... ... He is an inbred grinning loon and so is his ****ty son for going to play ... golf instead of going to normandy. William is playing golf ?? Can Billy really play? |
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How do I avoid looking and acting American while traveling in Europe?
"Maria" wrote in message ... On Sun, 6 Jun 2004 09:49:45 +0100, "The Rifleman" wrote: Any other suggestions? Grow some balls and walk like a man That is something we Brits would respect. What is 'walking like a man'? John Wayne? Hell no!, he didn't walk he minced:-))))))) |
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How do I avoid looking and acting American while traveling in Europe?
"Mean Mr Mustard" wrote in message m... Unfortunately, I drew the short straw and will be heading to Europe on a business trip this summer. Now my primary concern is just making sure I get through this trip and back to the US safely in one piece. I figure this will be a challenging task with all the reports of anti-American protests and assaults on American tourists. That said I'm trying to compile a list of tactics that will prevent me from being a target: 1. Never dress casual - I figure most Americans can be spotted a mile away by something "wrong" with their wardrobe. Tailored English suit should help keep me out of trouble. 2. No shouting or raised voices - Always speak at a level tone 3. Show no emotion - No laughing, no smiling, no signs of frustration or desperation. 4. Do not leave the hotel except for business - When the business meetings are over, head straight back to the hotel and stay there. 5. No American greetings - "Hey", "Hi", "Howdy" and "Yo" are banned. 6. No hand gestures when talking - especially no pointing 7. Walk upright; do not flail arms too wildly when walking. 8. "Bob's Your Uncle" - Rumor has it that this phrase will stop an on coming mob of hooligans in their tracks but I haven't confirmed this? 9. Correct words - "petrol" instead of "gas" or "fag" instead of "cigarrette" 10. Little Canadian flag lapel pin - Last resort, but I think the Europeans would just assume I'm an American trying to fool them with a little Canadian flag pin. Any other suggestions? What assaults on American tourists? I spend three months a year in Europe and have never seen this. You should stay home until you grow some balls. Your disgusting and an embarrassment to all real Americans. Ryan |
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