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How do I avoid looking and acting American while traveling in Europe?
"Bigot" wrote in message ... "Maria" wrote in message ... On Sun, 6 Jun 2004 09:49:45 +0100, "The Rifleman" wrote: Any other suggestions? Grow some balls and walk like a man That is something we Brits would respect. What is 'walking like a man'? John Wayne? Hell no!, he didn't walk he minced:-))))))) Well his real name was Marion . |
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How do I avoid looking and acting American while traveling in Europe?
"The Rifleman" wrote in message ... "Maria" wrote in message ... On Sun, 6 Jun 2004 09:49:45 +0100, "The Rifleman" wrote: Any other suggestions? Grow some balls and walk like a man That is something we Brits would respect. What is 'walking like a man'? John Wayne? Nup, Just being honest, truthful proud, decent, law abidding self reliant, straight talking and dignifide just like 99% of americans. Now, watch out... Europeans aren't to accepting of this behavior. It makes them look dishonest, sneaky, biased, lying, racist, money grubbing, and it also makes them smell, really bad. BfB |
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How do I avoid looking and acting American while traveling in Europe?
"JohnT" wrote in message ... "Mike O'sullivan" wrote in message ... "Mean Mr Mustard" wrote in message m... Unfortunately, I drew the short straw and will be heading to Europe on a business trip this summer. Now my primary concern is just making sure I get through this trip and back to the US safely in one piece. I figure this will be a challenging task with all the reports of anti-American protests and assaults on American tourists. That said I'm trying to compile a list of tactics that will prevent me from being a target: 1. Never dress casual - I figure most Americans can be spotted a mile away by something "wrong" with their wardrobe. Tailored English suit should help keep me out of trouble. 2. No shouting or raised voices - Always speak at a level tone 3. Show no emotion - No laughing, no smiling, no signs of frustration or desperation. 4. Do not leave the hotel except for business - When the business meetings are over, head straight back to the hotel and stay there. 5. No American greetings - "Hey", "Hi", "Howdy" and "Yo" are banned. 6. No hand gestures when talking - especially no pointing 7. Walk upright; do not flail arms too wildly when walking. 8. "Bob's Your Uncle" - Rumor has it that this phrase will stop an on coming mob of hooligans in their tracks but I haven't confirmed this? 9. Correct words - "petrol" instead of "gas" or "fag" instead of "cigarrette" 10. Little Canadian flag lapel pin - Last resort, but I think the Europeans would just assume I'm an American trying to fool them with a little Canadian flag pin. 11. Lose 200 pounds 12. Eat green vegetables openly 13. Don't ask for the bathroom unless you actually need a bath. 14. Don't go into the Bank to complain when the ATM delivers local currency. 15. Order beer in McDonalds, NOT coffee. 16. Carry an umbrella at all time. 17. If you visit England, go into your nearest hostelry (pub) and shout "fill the bar". JohnT 18. Get an insert that makes you look as if you have two teeth. BfB |
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How do I avoid looking and acting American while traveling in Europe?
"Welsh Witch" wrote in message news On Sat, 05 Jun 2004 23:15:24 -0700, Mean Mr Mustard wrote: Unfortunately, I drew the short straw and will be heading to Europe on a business trip this summer. Now my primary concern is just making sure I get through this trip and back to the US safely in one piece. I figure this will be a challenging task with all the reports of anti-American protests and assaults on American tourists. That said I'm trying to compile a list of tactics that will prevent me from being a target: 1. Never dress casual - I figure most Americans can be spotted a mile away by something "wrong" with their wardrobe. Tailored English suit should help keep me out of trouble. 2. No shouting or raised voices - Always speak at a level tone 3. Show no emotion – No laughing, no smiling, no signs of frustration or desperation. 4. Do not leave the hotel except for business – When the business meetings are over, head straight back to the hotel and stay there. 5. No American greetings – "Hey", "Hi", "Howdy" and "Yo" are banned. 6. No hand gestures when talking – especially no pointing 7. Walk upright; do not flail arms too wildly when walking. 8. "Bob's Your Uncle" – Rumor has it that this phrase will stop an on coming mob of hooligans in their tracks but I haven't confirmed this? 9. Correct words - "petrol" instead of "gas" or "fag" instead of "cigarrette" 10. Little Canadian flag lapel pin - Last resort, but I think the Europeans would just assume I'm an American trying to fool them with a little Canadian flag pin. Any other suggestions? ************************************************** ********** Yes!! Why don't you take a Welsh woman with you. They have plenty to say in a notably different accent from American and would like a trip abroad:-) Just don't wear loud check trousers please! AND hey come on....there is more than one sort of English person and not many of us would say "fag" at least not unless you're still at school :-) I think you're being a bit paranoid loads of us LOVE the sunshine American people. You'd certainly be very welcome here. Come and have a look at Wales! Made me smile at your assessment of your compatriots...Have a nice holiday... *************************** Since the times I first visited Wales, I've never confused it with anything English. BfB |
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How do I avoid looking and acting American while traveling in Europe?
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@yahoo.com says... Unfortunately, I drew the short straw and will be heading to Europe on a business trip this summer. Now my primary concern is just making sure I get through this trip and back to the US safely in one piece. I figure this will be a challenging task with all the reports of anti-American protests and assaults on American tourists. That said I'm trying to compile a list of tactics that will prevent me from being a target: 1. Never dress casual - I figure most Americans can be spotted a mile away by something "wrong" with their wardrobe. Tailored English suit should help keep me out of trouble. 2. No shouting or raised voices - Always speak at a level tone 3. Show no emotion =3F No laughing, no smiling, no signs of frustration or desperation. 4. Do not leave the hotel except for business =3F When the business meetings are over, head straight back to the hotel and stay there. 5. No American greetings =3F "Hey", "Hi", "Howdy" and "Yo" are banned. 6. No hand gestures when talking =3F especially no pointing 7. Walk upright; do not flail arms too wildly when walking. 8. "Bob's Your Uncle" =3F Rumor has it that this phrase will stop an on coming mob of hooligans in their tracks but I haven't confirmed this? 9. Correct words - "petrol" instead of "gas" or "fag" instead of "cigarrette" 10. Little Canadian flag lapel pin - Last resort, but I think the Europeans would just assume I'm an American trying to fool them with a little Canadian flag pin. Any other suggestions? Put your head into a wood chipper,the transformation is astounding BWWWWWUUUHHHHHUUUURRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! -- ==== This is YOUR Britain ==== === Don't let THEM steal it from you === ************ www.bnp.org.uk ************ |
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How do I avoid looking and acting American while traveling in Europe?
"Maria" wrote in message ... On 5 Jun 2004 23:15:24 -0700, (Mean Mr Mustard) wrote: Unfortunately, I drew the short straw and will be heading to Europe on a business trip this summer. Now my primary concern is just making sure I get through this trip and back to the US safely in one piece. I figure this will be a challenging task with all the reports of anti-American protests and assaults on American tourists. Please could you cite a a report regarding attacks on American tourists? Ugly sentiments sting American tourists By Marco R. della Cava, USA TODAY As an A-list celebrity, actor Vince Vaughn employs an array of weapons to cope with hecklers, from a Saharan wit to a waiting limo. But during a movie shoot recently in England, Vaughn found himself repeatedly reaching for the same comeback. Three totemic words from the attic of history: the Marshall Plan. "I'd say one in three conversations wound up the same way, basically that 'America is the devil.' So I'd ask folks to think about the Marshall Plan a bit and get back to me," says Vaughn, 32, referring to the Allied blueprint for the reconstruction of Europe after World War II. "In the end, though, I just had to tell people, 'I'm not having this discussion anymore.' " But if you're heading overseas, be prepared to have it. Again and again. If the past 100 years were widely considered the American Century, this new one is fast shaping up as the Anti-American Century. http://tinyurl.com/6twj One of thousands. BfB |
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How do I avoid looking and acting American while traveling in Europe?
On Sun, 06 Jun 2004 07:11:59 -0400, Turlough
wrote: Mean Mr Mustard wrote: Unfortunately, I drew the short straw and will be heading to Europe on a business trip this summer. Now my primary concern is just making sure I get through this trip and back to the US safely in one piece. I figure this will be a challenging task with all the reports of anti-American protests and assaults on American tourists. Any other suggestions? Act poor, and wear stuff that Europeans and Canadians, with their high taxes and defunct economies, can afford. Wear a ManU t-shirt, and a pair of sandals *with* your socks on. That's all you need. There's plenty of fat, loud talking, rude Europeans about. Oh, and put the t-shirt and sandals on at the airport. There's no sense in grossing out your neighbors and the rest of us, beforehand... Regards, Harold (Capitalist Pig) ---- The cost of freedom is always high, but Americans have always paid it. And one path we shall never choose, and that is the path of surrender, or submission." ----President John F. Kennedy |
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How do I avoid looking and acting American while traveling inEurope?
Mike O'sullivan wrote:
12. Eat green vegetables openly Hey! If you mean Brussels sprouts, okay, but we eat green vegetables that are edible. And my husband is under the mistaken impression that Brussels sprouts are edible, too. 13. Don't ask for the bathroom unless you actually need a bath. What -does- a middle-class 58 year old woman say? Toilet? Surely not loo? WC? In the US, "bathroom" is quite direct and blunt; most would say, "Can you tell me where the ladies' room is?" (In a public place--in a house, you'd say bathroom.) When my kids were little, the teacher told them to say lavatory, which I think hilarious, but I geuss it really means about the same as bathroom. Bonita |
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How do I avoid looking and acting American while traveling inEurope?
JohnT wrote:
"Mike O'sullivan" wrote in message ... snip 11. Lose 200 pounds 12. Eat green vegetables openly 13. Don't ask for the bathroom unless you actually need a bath. 14. Don't go into the Bank to complain when the ATM delivers local currency. 15. Order beer in McDonalds, NOT coffee. 16. Carry an umbrella at all time. 17. If you visit England, go into your nearest hostelry (pub) and shout "fill the bar". JohnT 18. Learn to eat with a knife and fork when dining in restaurants rather than cutting the food up into handy bite-sized chunks, putting the knife on one side, and then skewering the chunks with just your fork. Steve |
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